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When was the last time there was a Black person In Your House?

Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams

I like to play with my ding-a-ling
Three years ago I believe. One of 'em brought us over some food after we had a baby. Before that probably 7 years or something...had a tambourine player that wound up being a faggot that we kicked out. I'm assuming dudes trying to sell us solar panels don't count, since technically none of them have been in the house, just out front.
 

The Shah of Iran

you're at it
My dealer came over the other week last to drop me shit because I hurt my foot at work. Fucking legend.

The time before that was like years ago, a mate came over on his lunch break with a pizza in a box he wanted to heat up, so he stuck the box right on the top shelf and dtuck it on grill, just to make sure the oven went on fire as well as his food.
 
Just once, when my TV was delivered to the wrong house and I had a couple young black guys drive it down to my house for me and help bring it inside. Super cool dudes. They weren't black guys, they were a couple of DMEN
 
Never. About a year ago my doorbell rang, and when I looked through the peephole there was a nigger just standing there. He was probably a missionary or something, but I just tip-toed away silently from the door.
 

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
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chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
A month or so ago, my friend is dating one. She has a bodacious rack.

Growing up one of my best friends was a Haitian, never really had any problems with blacks.
 

TorpidSloth

In June. Father of a friend of my daughter for her birthday party. Nice guy. Swiss citizen of some kind of African background.
 
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