When pigs fly

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Just listen to Niki's laughter as he goes down the zipline, not a small chuckle, but she finds it hilarious.

Do you think she was laughing because her cool sexy husband was Spidermaning down the jungle, or was she laughing at how fucking stupid her fat idiot husband looked?

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Good lord look how enormous his ass is.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

He’s having fun, and we hate that!

 

[fusciasomething]

I know no athletics are involved in this but ol Ricki doodles made this look unathletic and uncoordinated.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Good lord look how enormous his ass is.

Is the back of his shirt covered in sweat? Jesus piggy

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Just listen to Niki's laughter as he goes down the zipline, not a small chuckle, but she finds it hilarious.

Do you think she was laughing because her cool sexy husband was Spidermaning down the jungle, or was she laughing at how fucking stupid her fat idiot husband looked?

Thats what I can’t figure out, it’s not funny because he’s a 41 year old retarded man child pretending he’s spider man slowly going down a line. It’s a mild chuckle situation but gets old quick since it seems to take forever for him to zip down due to being fat and stupid. I think it’s because they’re both retarded and it’s like that movie “The Other Sister” because only a retard would laugh like that at something so embarrassing.

There was a video like a year ago where he giggles with glee over seeing baby geese. Most people would just say “oh look, baby geese” but he goes full “OMG THIS IS SOOOO AMAZING YOU GUYS! LITTLE BABY GEESE! AHHHHHH” while breathing heavy due to walking. We’ve long assumed he’s retarded but they both might be retarded which would explain how they make money without “real” jobs.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

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Good lord look how enormous his ass is.

The fat ass is funny but what is funnier yet is seeing his wallet in his back pocket knowing how empty it is

 

[FurBurger]

You were dizzy for twenty minutes because you were completely shitfaced you fat pig.

It's the hypertension.

Also, I'm assuming he peed all down himself so there's no more shots until he changed.

 

[potatopeeler63]

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Good lord look how enormous his ass is.

times like these i wish carol were still active to proverbially tear him a new asshole @CarolMaxheinie

I can only imagine the smalltalk he tried to make with the tour guide in spanish, as the tourguide is thinking "otro hijo de puta cabron americano de mierda"

 

[guest]

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Good lord look how enormous his ass is.

Tyrone turns up for farting target practice with Drinky but he stays for doggy style with Fat's giant bubble butt.

 

[fricklefrackle]

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Good lord look how enormous his ass is.

And to think Nikki is forced to peg his Oprah ass as he sqeals, "Yesssss chiiillld... deeeper chiiiild.."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Just doing that made him dizzy for 20mins? Jesus pat your blood pressure is garbage.

 

[UnPRePared]

And to think Nikki is forced to peg his Oprah ass as he sqeals, "Yesssss chiiillld... deeeper chiiiild.."

"THAT... I'm into many things, but that isn't one of them!"

Fat pig loves to be Pig Roasted CONFIRMED.

 

[guest]

This faggot has literally no concept of shame which makes him equal parts hilarious and depressingly stupid. But mostly hilarious. And fat.

 

[guest]

times like these i wish carol were still active to proverbially tear him a new asshole @CarolMaxheinie

I can only imagine the smalltalk he tried to make with the tour guide in spanish, as the tourguide is thinking "otro hijo de puta cabron americano de mierda"

No me gusta! El gordo americano es un siniestra!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

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Good lord look how enormous his ass is.

Sweat much?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

His head hits the bushes. My guess is that the course wasn't designed to have that happen.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I like the way his head smashes through some plants even though it’s set up where most normal people wouldn’t even come close to it. Because he’s a big fat pig, you see.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

That’s the worst fucking zipline ever. It’s like 5 feet above the ground. They have some there that are legit above the canopy. I hope they did some actual ziplines where you can see shit, not just a dumb 20 foot ride into some shrubs. Everything he does is retarded.

Also, Pat absolutely 100% requested to go upside down cuz he heard it was named after one of his spandex-wearing faggot idols. The people running it absolutely don’t request it, especially since most only speak Spanish, and it’s more work to string up a pig upside down than it is to set it up normally.

“I want to Spiderman, child. Yes. I want you to go out of your way to indulge my childish interests, child. Now string me up and don’t you dare expel flatulence into my wife while I am helplessly and fatly hanging upside down.”