When pigs fly

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I've never felt sorry for a zipline before.

 

[sShenaniganz]

That line started 300 feet in the air before Rick got on

 

[guest]

Notice how the Pig doesn't make a sound. He was terrified. Probably reminded him of all the times his relatives were strung up in slaughterhouses.

 

[Opesterino]

He is the most embarrassing asshole out there. Btw how dare he even attempt to call anyone else child for now on, this needs thrown in his stupid fat face every fucking day. ..

 

[RobertMewler]

If only his throat had been slit before he was pushed.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If only his throat had been slit before he was pushed.

The only pro Jewish thing I’ve seen you say. That’s some impressive pig hatred.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You were dizzy for twenty minutes because you were completely shitfaced you fat pig.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s really moving slow for a zip line, must be from doing it upside down so he could pretend to be a children’s comic book character made it not work properly. He’s a 41 year old man proving the idea of a “stupid American tourist”

 

[RobertMewler]

The only pro Jewish thing I’ve seen you say. That’s some impressive pig hatred.

When my most evil comment happens to be the most Jewish as well lol.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You were dizzy for twenty minutes because you were completely shitfaced you fat pig.

He went very slow on something that’s supposed to be fast because he had to show everyone he’s a giant retard. I think this confirms they get government money and Niki is his caregiver.

 

[Brooke Shields]

notice the bottom line about weight limits

Fatrick obviously had to lie to be allowed to go, i don't imagine they have a scale for pigs at the start of the zip lining tour

 

[SensibleKeks]

Ziplining is for faggots. You can do that shit anywhere in the US. It's like traveling to Germany and ordering McDonalds. What fat rube would do that? Right gang?

 

[Mike Glyer]

I've never felt sorry for a zipline before.





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He asked. Nobody asked him. Fat idiot asshole.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The Captain America shirt while doing this really drives home the fact that he’s a retarded adult. He should be wearing a helmet all the time.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

His blood pressure made him dizzy

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Ziplining is for faggots. You can do that shit anywhere in the US. It's like traveling to Germany and ordering McDonalds. What fat rube would do that? Right gang?

I found a picture of Rick he didn’t want us to share.

 

[guest]

Ziplining is for faggots. You can do that shit anywhere in the US. It's like traveling to Germany and ordering McDonalds. What fat rube would do that? Right gang?

Yeah, plus you're 41 years old, you fat cunt. Ziplining is for faggots and children, not faggots who abandoned their children.

If you're 41 and childless, your holidays are supposed to be either taking in some cultural sights and enjoying the local cuisine and/or relaxing on the beach and fucking your girlfriend/wife after a few cocktails back in the room after a leisurely dinner. Juvenile activities are for juvenile people.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

What's next, pictures of a petting zoo and a ball pit?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Yeah, plus you're 41 years old, you fat cunt. Ziplining is for faggots and children, not faggots who abandoned their children.

If you're 41 and childless, your holidays are supposed to be either taking in some cultural sights and enjoying the local cuisine and/or relaxing on the beach and fucking your girlfriend/wife after a few cocktails back in the room after a leisurely dinner. Juvenile activities are for juvenile people.

I've gotten into tons of 2+ hour conversations with locals at restaurants because I never took out my fat sweaty phone with my fat sweaty hand to take a picture of my fat sweaty face so I could fatly put it on Twitter.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Pat probably interrupted the tour guide so many times to correct him and add that he’s more of an expert