"When Pigs Cry" - New York Times article (and now song parody!)

DrSteveCarlisi

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From the article:

Farm animals in pain produce sounds that "are both longer in duration and more variable in tone than the sounds of contentment."

The sounds of happy pigs, however, "tend to be shorter, and have a one-note consistency in tone." Nailed that peeza garbitch!



 
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guest

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I’m starving, we got any ribs back there?

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DrSteveCarlisi

Designated Shitposter
How could Ade just leave me standing
Alone with no child and no friends
Maybe I’m just like my father
Don’t let the idiots win

Twitter’s not like Mama Raven
She says I’m the special-est guy
Guess I’ll go get a wine lawyer
This is what it sounds like when pigs cry

[Insert various high-pitched Master Po squealing sounds]
Reeeeee
Reeeeeeeeee
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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