"When Pigs Cry" - New York Times article (and now song parody!)

[DrSteveCarlisi]

From the article:

Farm animals in pain produce sounds that "are both longer in duration and more variable in tone than the sounds of contentment."

The sounds of happy pigs, however, "tend to be shorter, and have a one-note consistency in tone." Nailed that peeza garbitch!

When Pigs Cry: Tool Decodes the Emotional Lives of Swine

An algorithm built by European researchers could help farmers “speak pig” to improve the animals’ welfare.

www.nytimes.com

 

[guest]

I’m starving, we got any ribs back there?

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

I want my babychild babychild babychild...

 

[FurBurger]

Nikki, comment?

 

[Stent]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING SNOUT!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Duh. Pigs snort when they're content and squeal like the slaughtered pigs they are when having their insides torn out. "More variable in tone," he says. Nigga, let's hear what you sound like eating a muffin and then what you sound like after you get your throat sliced open.

Such emotional animals they are, those pigs.

 

[EraGodless]

I thought this was going to be a Pat Parody song. Prince's "When Doves Cry" = When Pigs Cry

 

[guest]

I thought this was going to be a Pat Parody song. Prince's "When Doves Cry" = When Pigs Cry

Dig if you will the picture
Of Patso sucking Donald Trump's dick

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I thought this was going to be a Pat Parody song. Prince's "When Doves Cry" = When Pigs Cry

This is what it sounds like
When cucks cry
N n no child....

 

[CokeCanCock]

I thought this was going to be a Pat Parody song. Prince's "When Doves Cry" = When Pigs Cry

Tranny mods strike curious poses
They feel offended
When I 'no baby child' my stlakers

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

How could Ade just leave me standing
Alone with no child and no friends
Maybe I’m just like my father
Don’t let the idiots win

Twitter’s not like Mama Raven
She says I’m the special-est guy
Guess I’ll go get a wine lawyer
This is what it sounds like when pigs cry

[Insert various high-pitched Master Po squealing sounds]
Reeeeee
Reeeeeeeeee
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee