When did you lose your virginity?

[Turk February]

Yesterday

conragtualtion

 

[Kinderman]

@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 you should probably put a trigger warning for @gassers on this

 

[Imager]

conragtualtion

it lasted 3 seconds i don't know what to even think

 

[gassers]

@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 you should probably put a trigger warning for @gassers on this

 

[Kinderman]

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SEE WHAT YOU DID, BONNIE?!

 

[gassers]

SEE WHAT YOU DID, BONNIE?!

 

[ChimpanZ]

I'm shipping off to Boston!
Are ya?

Wasn’t that song in the departed (2006)?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im not about to answer that question

 

[aRTie02150]

We got virgins here.

 

[Saddam Hussein]

That scene gives me the willies

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

March 16th 2005, same chick as @Rutherford_b_Blaze

Nice. Becca, comment?

 

[guest]

It was pretty similar to that fast times scene...

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

During the summer of 2002, in all of my available holes, i was 10 years old at the time.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Thanks man. Her now husband asked my permission to marry her years ago which was pretty weird.

You’re loying.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You’re loying.

I'm not loying. They did already have a kid at that point. But I deflowered her so technically she was still my property (This is Massachusetts State Law)

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

So, without naming names, we can confirm that for at least a dozen of the users here the answer is "Dan Mullen raped me in every hole when I was 10"

 

[Coonskin]

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I was 27. When you're a complete fucking loser for your entire life and you never fuck it just snowballs into this constantly mounting insecurity that keeps itself fed by keeping your from fucking because you're so insecure. It's very bad. I can empathize with @gassers in that regard.

She was a big gal but I wouldn't have had her any other way. Very sweet and nice. We had a lovely meal together and I took her home and next thing I knew I had my hand down her pants and we did this adorable little ritual where I'm trying to find her pussy under all her luscious heft.

And as things got really heavy I told her I had to tell her something. She braces. I blurt out I'm a virgin. She laughed and said dude I thought you'd say you had aids or something. Then she got on top of me and I got VERY hard and she said "so I get the privilege of corrupting you, don't I? That's really hot."

We went to my bedroom and fucked. I got to hit raw because she had an IUD in her pussy. I actually didnt bust for a long time because I was hopped up on speed because virgin, was nervous, etc. Im honestly glad I waited cuz I imagined if I went to a whore I would've had her tapping her watch and just being disengaged and uninterested.

Theres so much in my life that I regret that not fucking for so long isn't even that high on the list. Is it shamefully embarrassing? Absolutely. But when you finally do it you realize you were making it out to be this huge deal that it really isn't. @gassers you can do it bro just adjust your standards and learn to be funny for girls. Which is basically quoting memes at them.

 

[Africa.com]

Freshman year of college, with a member of the volleyball team. Lasted about 15 seconds and pretended to go for another 2 mins with a half limp dick and a condom full of goo. Afterwords she said "I didn't know you were a virgin." I was a pretty bad pay for a while

 

[Consensual Rapist]

September 21st, 1939.