When did you lose your virginity?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

And what was his name?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

March 17 2005

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

March 17 2005

I send her an email every year to remind her. She's married with kids now.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I send her an email every year to remind her. She's married with kids now.

That’s uhhh interesting to say the least.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

That’s uhhh interesting to say the least.

Thanks man. Her now husband asked my permission to marry her years ago which was pretty weird.

 

[Kinderman]

I send her an email every year to remind her. She's married with kids now.

“Remember when I raped you on Saint Patty’s day? Good times. Hope all is well.”


I was 16, summer of 2008. She was ugly as sin (not fat though!) and I still popped in about 30 seconds. Name was Ali. I ghosted her after that.

I did a lot better with the second chick a few months later, although the first time we hooked up, she had her period all over the fawkin place. She thought she was done with it, but when we turned on the lights it looked like a crime scene. I didn’t really give a shit. Went and showered and dated her for about three months after that.

 

[bantadant]

I send her an email every year to remind her. She's married with kids now.

I didn't know lesbians could have kids

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

“Remember when I raped you on Saint Patty’s day? Good times. Hope all is well.”

Freshman year after the Dropkick Murphys St. Patty's day show at the Avalon. Back then that was a cool thing. Those were the the days my friend, and we thought they'd never end.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Freshman year after the Dropkick Murphys St. Patty's day show at the Avalon. Back then that was a cool thing. Those were the the days my friend, and we thought they'd never end.

I'm shipping off to Boston!
Are ya?

 

[Kinderman]

Freshman year after the Dropkick Murphys St. Patty's day show at the Avalon. Back then that was a cool thing. Those were the the days my friend, and we thought they'd never end.

Nice. Mine was in a tent by a river after my shitty high school band opened for some forgotten Warped Tour band of that era. Might have been Gwen Stacy. That ugly emo girl wanted to get me all fucked up and take my virginity, so I obliged.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The summer before grade 9 I boned a 16 year old chick with braces in the bed of her grandparents' truck for like half an hour. It ruled but I didn't cum. Probably because fucking on a dirty ridged truck bed liner was uncomfortable as fuck. I thought that chick was hot as fuck and she knew how old I was. 3 years was enough of a gap to be weird at that age.

 

[Kinderman]

The summer before grade 9 I boned a 16 year old chick with braces in the bed of her grandparents' truck for like half an hour. It ruled but I didn't cum. Probably because fucking on a dirty ridged truck bed liner was uncomfortable as fuck. I thought that chick was hot as fuck and she knew how old I was. 3 years was enough of a gap to be weird at that age.

She wanted a thirteen year old wiener’s wiener.

 

[DMbA]

Freshman year after the Dropkick Murphys St. Patty's day show at the Avalon. Back then that was a cool thing. Those were the the days my friend, and we thought they'd never end.

did they sing the leg song

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I was a late bloomer. I was 21.

We're an Air Force town, and she was some Air Force guy's wife. I tried making her my legit girlfriend because I was a stupid faggot. Now I'm married and she's single, and she has begun talking to me again. Everything is cyclical.

Not sure why, but my first handful of girls were all married. I think that maybe I had low self esteem and they were bored and looking for attention? I don't know.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Senior year of high school with my first girlfriend. We were both 17. She had gigantic cans and I shot pretty fast.

A few weeks later she texted me that she went on the pill because she didn’t want me to waste money on condoms. She was PFG to be honest wichya.

 

[Turk February]

March 16th 2005, same chick as @Rutherford_b_Blaze

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Senior year of high school, I think I had just turned 18. Was in Germany on a school sponsored trip and because my CHINK girlfriend wouldn't let me stick my filthy cock in her sideways cunt I fucked the girl in the family I was staying with. I don't even remember her name. Ina, maybe.

 

[Kinderman]

Senior year of high school with my first girlfriend. We were both 17. She had gigantic cans and I shot pretty fast.

A few weeks later she texted me that she went on the pill because she didn’t want me to waste money on condoms. She was PFG to be honest wichya.

What a good egg. After I graduated, I hooked up with this adopted Korean girl for awhile who did the same thing.

March 16th 2005, same chick as @Rutherford_b_Blaze

Before or after him?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

At night

 

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Yesterday