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Last Christmas, thanks for asking.
You're welcome. How'd you spend it?
Shit-faced @chocolatehellhole-style? Sick family, if true.
Next time you should bring a cute female friend of your wife, who is single and has a compatible age to his. Oh, and show her his photo first to be sure she's interested.
Oh fuck, you're right, it isn't weird to ski alone. That's like the perfect solo vacation I never realized before now. Shiiiit.
A group lesson could be a good place to hook up with a broad, since you'd have something in common to talk about. Help her up when she falls, maybe cop a feel.
I've seen black ski clubs listed on the internet though. What a bunch of freaks. Never relax around a pack of niggers careening down the slopes.
There’s a group called “National Brotherhood of Skiers” which is exclusively black. They would cause so much hell on the slopes out west that a few resorts banned them outright in the 90’s.
