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Mine is a toe trigger attachment or hoping my sister lets me sleep in her basement.
Even if you retire in good financial health from a life of hard work and careful spending, some retard will be blaming you for their situation. Plus, you have to pay property taxes and basically rent your own property.
I can never tell if you’re actually the Cumtown guy or if you’re just goofing around.I borrowed millions of dollars and told everyone to do the same
Have now found that houses aren't as easy to sell in 2024 as they were in 2021
About once a week I drive by my properties to make sure nobody is squatting in them
We’re not looking for actual advice here.Plan is to have things like my house paid off and enough stocks that the dividends pay my bills and keep putting money in my 401k while working. Will it work? Who knows!
My uncle was smart - he went to the military for a couple years (no combat) and once he was out got some government job like parks and recreation or something and retired with a nice government pension as well as investments over the years.
I squat on my property and take a shit outside.About once a week I drive by my properties to make sure nobody is squatting in them
Personally I believe in diversifying your investments. I split mine between Trump cards, Trump shoes, and Trump cologne. Very sound advice if you ask me.I was going to live off my stockpile of Trump playing cards.
Start following Dave Ramsey's 7 steps on youtube. Stop reading the news that's outside the county you live in. Everything will be ok.
Personally I believe in diversifying your investments. I split mine between Trump cards, Trump shoes, and Trump cologne. Very sound advice if you ask me.
I’ll have to check them out - Ramsey just comes off like a typical boomer, too much “these damn kids and their Starbucks coffee and avocado toast!”Dave Ramsey is for welfare queens who are wise enough to realize they aren't killing it the way they think they do. It's really training wheels with limited application.
The Money Guys is a way better podcast that isn't finger waving about "kids these days" and is more geared towards people who aren't in trouble financially, but could use pointers on how to best build wealth for the future. The best thing about them is they acknowledge that wealth management is situation-dependent, give an overview of applicable situations, and leave it up to the individual without being as cunty as Ramsey.
Either way he fawkin' stinks!I can never tell if you’re actually the Cumtown guy or if you’re just goofing around.
You never upvote me over there either so as far as I’m concerned then you can kick rocks.Either way he fawkin' stinks!
I always upvote good content, sir.You never upvote me over there either so as far as I’m concerned then you can kick rocks.
I hope your kids get cancer.I always upvote good content, sir.
"Get cancer and die." - BonnieBiscuit, the next forum user to have ass cancer.I hope your kids get cancer.
No one cares what you have to say. Watch some more anime, pedo."Get cancer and die." - BonnieBiscuit, the next forum user to have ass cancer.
Ribs rescinded.I hope your kids get cancer.
Edit: I’m sorry, that’s not funny if you had a bunch of bald kids.
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