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What's your favorite Seinfeld quote?

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Monk

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You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool...we're gonna be in the clubhouse, WE'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLE BOARD COURT AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!
 

PickleRickle

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George’s answering machine always got my ribs.


When Peterman asks Elaine if she’s an assassin.



And basically anything with Puddy.

as you can see, this is not my face (big retard smile)

Puddy was so funny. Every scene of his before he answers the phone on his end always starts with him just staring at the wall.
 
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