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Whats this guys problem?

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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"Might want to actually read the conversation, then delete this."

How about you open with a "please delete this, this wasn't me" then link her to this place or calmly explain it to her? Or you can keep going with your catch more flies with vinegar approach which has been a proven winner.
What's he even mean by reading the conversation?
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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" So you mean to tell me that in 4 years you never once changed your phone number to try and stop the texts?"

"Correct"

The amount of dumb shit pat has posted over the years that had been archived is far more than what he has saved for his side of the story.
If he stopped tweeting it would all be over.
 
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I’ve been surprised by how consistently they all do the exact same thing when they receive these contact forms.

1. Read contact form
2. Gasp in shock
3. Take a screenshot
4. Tag Piggy and tweet it out
5. Argue with him an hour
He really doesnt see that even while approaching them as a victim, he's still imposing his nonsense on their lives? If I were in his shoes, It might even be a better tactic to have pro-pat trolls (his alt ofcourse) just flipping the script. "No Patrick is a great author, these are his alogs, children" etc
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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If he stopped tweeting it would all be over.
A small part of me thinks he really doesnt know how easy it would actually be to get trolls to go away but I mostly think he likes the attention in hopes of a payday. He used to like to fight with them but he doesnt act like that anymore. He has taken too many Ls. So now instead of "confident troll slayer " he is the victim of all the pearl clutching buzzwords you can think of.
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Pat constantly fishing pity from his followers about the "impersonation" to dodge accountability for his hateful messages is so tiresome

"because this keeps happening I'm going to tweet the same tweet for the 10th time this month!" yeah nigga because the last 9 times it did anything
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Dont apologize to the stlaker

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Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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I like when he lied about the contact form bit going on "for years" when it's only a couple months old.

It's the tiny fibs, Patrick. The tiny little fibs that make your story more compelling that cause actual reporters to go "oh this guy's full of shit".
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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I have no idea what he means by "unverified contact forms".

What type of contact form requires you to pass some kind of ID test to use it? None is the answer. Stop making up your own language, Torque Wheeler. It won't do!
1.2 Rick wants random business moms to have their websites contact forms to be more legitimate than national elections
 
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