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Have them in a noisy-ish bar.I have 4 drinks every night. Doesn't do much but my health is bad and I don't know if more is a good idea
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Have them in a noisy-ish bar.I have 4 drinks every night. Doesn't do much but my health is bad and I don't know if more is a good idea
I walk to and from work. 1 hour on no food.go for long ass walks, so that by the time you're returning home, you're tired and cramped up and cant even cry yourself to sleep as you're too exhausted physically to do anything but pass out.
For eg leave home 6pm...walk aimlessly, just disappear in crowds/sight see...until around 9pm without taking a break.
I do, but some niggers got into a fight and now they close at 9Have them in a noisy-ish bar.
You're a bad person, I will do everything to make sure you know nothing about my family. Yes Im lonely af/lving off my dead mom's/grandma's gibs. You got me!
Fuck you.I walk to and from work. 1 hour on no food.
I do, but some niggers got into a fight and now they close at 9
Everyone go fuck yourselves
I'm an ugly miserable faggot who can only fuck asian women. I'm not going to blow my fucking head off because I understand Im having a severe manic episode. But I fucking hate this world. NIGGER!!!!!!!You have to love yourself or you'll never be happy. I still have moments where i look in the mirror and hate everything about me, but i push myself to keep exercising, to keep cracking at my shell more and more. And a lot of praying helps too, God helps those who help themselves. If you call out to him in your deepest despair, he will provide you a path forward, but you have to be willing to start down that path, you have to be willing to put in the time and effort.. that's my own experience anyways....
If you hadve got the first reply, I genuinely would've blown my head off. Ive calmed down a bit. PWND!!I usually don't advocate for suicide, but with Dougie I'm torn.
The stuff involves revenge right? Nobody ever prolongs their suicide unless they need to fuck someone over lol.I was seriously considering it a few weeks ago. I realized 2 things. 1. I'd fuck it up. 2. I'm not finished, as in I have stuff I need to do
You will never know what its like to wake up and see a beautiful woman by your side... her eyes wide with love and naïve admiration, like you’re the protagonist in her novella. You will never have a woman complain about you out of frustration to her peers or bestie. You're working in bio tech now...gotta get those sales numbers by the 15th now...All the good ones are taken. Maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you. But they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter.And you post photos of the ugly girls you've fucked for internet strangers to make fun of.
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You have no principles or morals. All you care about is internet validation. You have no valid reason to continue living.
No. There's a dream I have. It's completely impossible but it keeps me going. Even in the darkest of times.The stuff involves revenge right? Nobody ever prolongs their suicide unless they need to fuck someone over lol.
You will never know what its like to wake up and see a beautiful woman by your side...
You must have sucked her dick reallll good.her eyes wide with love and naïve admiration, like you’re the protagonist in her novella.
Right, they usually say nice things about me. Stupid.You will never have a woman complain about you out of frustration to her peers or bestie.
That's part of having a job, No-Job-or-Responsibilitiester.You're working in bio tech now...gotta get those sales numbers by the 15th now...
Sounds like you're outta luck. Dating in your 40s is tough, especially when you're unemployed.All the good ones are taken.
Maybe.Maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you.
So? I'm assuming they're adults.But they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before,
Only the unemployed ones you meet in your Discord.and are usually jaded and bitter.
Why would I want to kill myself?Paul...if you wanted to kill yourself,
I thought you already had my ID.I'd be running ops on you,
Or what? You'll post more photos of women you fucked who look like Polish twinks to troll me?lol...dont ever admit it here while Im still around.
You have no redeeming qualities. Dougie is funny, skilled, deep, etc...you're just a one dimensional patposter. Hey, just by your interests/aesthetics I know the best days have past you by! I believe in miracles, you probably don't but it only probably get's worse from here for you. I bet 1991-2019 was good for you...those days are gone for almost everyone, but what do u got going for yourself rn to redeem the sadness/happy-leanness of your future?I usually don't advocate for suicide, but with Dougie I'm torn.
You have no redeeming qualities. Dougie is funny, skilled, deep, etc...you're just a one dimensional patposter. Hey, just by your interests/aesthetics I know the best days have past you by! I believe in miracles, you probably don't but it only probably get's worse from here for you. I bet 1991-2019 was good for you...those days are gone for almost everyone, but what do u got going for yourself rn to redeem the sadness/happy-leanness of your future?
You don't have to contemplate it for a lifetime. Only until your mom dies.i don’t know. i lost my younger brother to suicide a few months ago & still the best i can come up with is “it will permanently alter the lives of your loved ones for the worse.” ultimately you don’t do it just for the selfishness of them, which is love in a sense. making sacrifices/enduring misery just so you don’t traumatize someone else. i still don’t know if that’s the answer. sometimes i get mad at him for making it even harder of a decision on me. i’m not gonna subject my mom to losing both of her only sons to suicide, even if i have to contemplate it for a lifetime
Do you recite the psalms while you lie there?I go to bed at 6 pm and just lay there mostly awake until just before 5 am is that normal
It's not attention seeking if nobody knows who you are or gives a shit about you.I get it if you have chronic back pain or something truly impeding your ability to live comfortably, but otherwise it's attention seeking behavior. Never go full black pill.
Ride it out and maybe one day you'll die in a warm bed with somebody holding your hand.
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