What's the oldest female you've ever had sex with?

[Imager]

age is just a number, maaaaaaan

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Women get hotter as they age. Oh man, an 18-25 year old??? I love stuck up directionless vapid cunts who don’t know shit about anything. MILFs have spent 30 odd years getting dicked down and know the ins and the outs.

I love you pal but that's disgusting.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

College, she was a professor

I retract my "gross dude". That's pretty sweet.

 

[Turk February]

I love you pal but that's disgusting.

I'd say chasing after little girls fresh out of high school so you can plant a flag in their pussy like you're an arctic explorer is a much yuckier alternative.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I'd say chasing after little girls fresh out of high school so you can plant a flag in their pussy like you're an arctic explorer is a much yuckier alternative.

Oh you. You're a real scamp.

 

[Turk February]

Oh you. You're a real scamp.

old bitches rule, it's the difference between jamming with a bassist who's "been playing for a few months" and a weathered professional who spent the 90s living in his car touring with the opening act for At the Drive In.

Then again, I'm into electronica, so, continuing on with this metaphor, I should probably just cram my dick into an Asimo and call it a day.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

old bitches rule, it's the difference between jamming with a bassist who's "been playing for a few months" and a weathered professional who spent the 90s living in his car touring with the opening act for At the Drive In.

Then again, I'm into electronica, so, continuing on with this metaphor, I should probably just cram my dick into an Asimo and call it a day.

I hate to quote Jimmy but I will "sorry I like soft 18 year old breasts!"

 

[Turk February]

I hate to quote Jimmy but I will "sorry I like soft 18 year old breasts!"

If you want 18 year old breasts fuck a bitch who got a titty job in 2005. It's simple.

 

[Dog Eater]

I was 21 she was 45

I was 18 she was 36. You got me beat.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I was 2, she was 8.

 

[Dennyislife]

Fucked a 43 year old Canadian when I was 22. She had kids back home and was on a post divorce trip to the UK.

Was good tbh I only learnt she was that old the next morning when she woke up with a jolt "I have kids 8 years younger than you I'm in my forties"

Then we fucked again before she got on the coach to Stonehenge and Bath.

Farewell fair maiden.

 

[Build Black Better]

I was 2, she was 8.

Are you sure your child rape was consensual, Consentual Rapist? I thought children couldn't consent, but what do I know, I'm not a statutory rapist. 8-year-olds do ask for anything and everything, so I think you'll be all right. I'm not sure I really believe you though because 2-year-olds aren't good at getting their diaper off, and you probably wouldn't have gotten past the labia majora. Maybe just the tip.

 

[guest]

40 year old (soon-to-be) widow.

 

[Milk74]

A smart person in my position would just pretend this thread doesn't exist, but I'll just put it this way : The age difference in my current relationship/soon to be marriage is such that I will more than likely be a widower before I am too old to have kids.

That's hot...What's the dirty talk like? Does she jerk you off while talking about all the niggers she fucked during the Civil rights movement?

 

[Turk February]

That's hot...What's the dirty talk like? Does she jerk you off while talking about all the niggers she fucked during the Civil rights movement?

No. We don't talk about that. We just let it be an unspoken understanding.

 

[Milk74]

No. We don't talk about that. We just let it be an unspoken understanding.

Well, you're missing out, bud...

 

[BrotherMan1488]

70s

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

No. We don't talk about that. We just let it be an unspoken understanding.

Come on how old we talking? You're among friends.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Are you sure your child rape was consensual, Consentual Rapist? I thought children couldn't consent, but what do I know, I'm not a statutory rapist. 8-year-olds do ask for anything and everything, so I think you'll be all right. I'm not sure I really believe you though because 2-year-olds aren't good at getting their diaper off, and you probably wouldn't have gotten past the labia majora. Maybe just the tip.

Hmm….
I guess my response would be Nigger.

 

[guest]

Stop stepping on my bits, DeRosa.