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I'm long gone or I might take you up on that.Hey, yo, I'm moving there in like a week. Wanna hang out? I have a Nintendo Switch.
Today I literally woke up from a dream where I was in a social event with a buffet-style line, and some black dude cut me in line, and I cut him back and give him an entire speech on how blacks are inferior and won't behave or own up to their actions. He then started throwing food and salt shakers at me, and I followed him to his table and yelled at him some more about how blacks are inferior. A few min later his women came over to my table and told me to look at her and proceeded to spray some liquid in a can on herself (pepper spray?) and blamed me to get me in trouble. I looked at her and told her the spray pattern (it was on her shirt) made it obvious that she sprayed it on herself and called her a dumb nigger again. There is no fucking way this shit is good for my mental health or outlook on life.Lol who was that faggot that wrote essays about the brothers then admitted he had a nightmare about confronting one? Think it was on the old forum
Ironically, if you'd told him the truth he probably would've thought you were a RADI'll keep this brief.
I got a disorderly conduct misdemeanor right around freshman year of college
I was at a bar with the bbbboys drunk and this dude thought my friend was talking shit or something, he shoved my friend and he fell on his back, i punched the guy that shoved him in the face, and it was broken up pretty fast.
It was a college town so there was always a cop car posted outside of the bars, he apparently was hanging out outside and the manager told him i punched the guy in the face., he was bloody im pretty sure.
the cop gave me a disorderly conduct misdemeanor and I had to do 40 hours of community service at a homeless shelter/soup kitchen.
Of course I was the only college kid there and the rest of the people doing community service were feral niggers and mentally unstable thugs.
One night like at 10pm I was taking out the trash and this other guy who I smoked cigs with the previous 2 weeks on down time at the shelter was helping me with the other trash bags, he was pretty cool I guess for an illiterate spook. he looked like 2 chainz or like chief keef.
He asked me what I was doing community service for, I wanted to sound "hard" I guess and lied to him
I said I got a dui and was pulled over with a quarter of coke, but the officer didnt give me a felony and I got off with a misdemeanor and no jail time.
The fucking dude pulled out a pistol and put it to my face, like movie shit, and said something like
"nigga I know you lyin, aint no way that's a misdemeanor, I think you a fucking undercover cop tryin to get dirt on me and Ill shoot your ass right now"
I started tearing up like a little bitch and begged him not to shoot, I said something along the lines of " bro im so sorry I was just lying because I didnt want you to think im a typical soft ass college kid"
He put the gun away and said something like "get the fuck outta my face or ill kill you next time" or something
That was a major redpill for me, when you're 18-19 you think you have the world by the balls, then reality hits you.
I have stayed out of trouble with the law and avoided niggers ever since. Around blacks, you don't relax.
Serves your retarded parents right.When I was a kid, there was this black homeless man that would go knocking on the doors in the neighborhood asking for money or food, I've lost count of how many times my parents gave him money or a meal if it was lunch time, I often brought him the stuff myself and he would say thank you and god bless you.
Well, one day I was alone in the house, he knocked and I opened the door, I said I didn't have money or a meal to hand over and do you know what he did? He broke the antenna of the car that was parked just by the door and cut his hand in the process, then he raised his bloodied hand and said: "- Do you see this? This is AIDS!" And proceeded to rub blood all over the window, windshield and hood of the car, I shut the door and he rubbed blood on the door handle as well, for good measure.
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