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What's the most extreme physical abnormality that you could tolerate romantically?
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Sad, depressing flapjack titties. I don't need big ones, but when they look like two empty coin purses it's a reason to leave.
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"Macromastia" i think is the word and its probably the best answer.
That being said I'd rape a girl with a lazy eye just so she can give me a heads up if the cops come in.
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I could tolerate a woman with breast hypotrophy.
Clit hypotrophy though? Not so much.
Clit hypotrophy though? Not so much.
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Why's that, make your Peter look smaller?
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I’d be cool with a missing leg
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Hope she's cool with a friggin missing brain!
haha nah I'm just turning your dials, Har!
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The most attractive woman I've dated had a wonky eye. It wasn't terrible but when she wasn't wearing glasses or contacts her one eye was noticeably kind of crossed. It never bothered me.
I also saw a hot chick on tinder with a prosthetic leg and I totally would.
I also saw a hot chick on tinder with a prosthetic leg and I totally would.
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More of a hand holding issue. Her hands were bigger than mine.
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LOL you hold hands?!
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No I'm singleLOL you hold hands?!
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I told my wife if our daughter ever dates a black or Muslim she's out of the family and she was like oh ya of course
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I know a guy who likes flapjack, fried egg tits. He married a girl who always wears tops that expose her wide expanse of titless sternum, and it's really odd. Lie her on her back and you could land a helicopter on her chest.
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“THERE’S A MONSTER IN THE HOUSE!”Remember these two?
Apparently they're married now.
Imagine going everywhere with a literal 2-headed woman next to you.
After all those years…
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Dated a girl that had a wonky vagina once. One of the lips had like an extra inch of curtain. It wasnt nice. Another girl I was seeing before had a seriously massive vagina, massive internally. She once asked what I thought about fisting. I told her exactly what I thought about it, makes for a big ass vagina. She was getting one of those whoreish implants put in her vadge, the one made out of copper, the female nurse, after getting her on the stirrups goes "Wow, you have a big canal." I dumped her a little while later. I cant be with someone with a big vaginal canal. Thats just not cool, man. After getting the implant, the endings of it would jam into my dickhole during sex and serious fucking hurt. A copper spike going into my dickhole during sex. The doctors were like "oh, yeah, thats normal, it'll be less stiff and rigid once its been implanted for a while." 2 months of bleeding later, later bitch.
