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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done at work?

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captain_kamala said:
When I was anorexic, I wore a pair of pants that needed a belt but I didn't have one. I was standing talking to my male coworker and they just dropped. No panties, hairy.

The tits was in my NYC party girl days I would stay out all night then go to this store strawberry at 7 am and get something so they wouldn't see me in yesterday's clothes. I got a dress with a built in bra that was way too big. I tried to fix it with a stapler but that only made it worse there was a big gap between me and the dress and if you looked from the side you could see everything.
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Nigger, what kind of job do you have?
 
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TheFreewheelinDeadCuban said:
Holy fucking shit, I am so stupid. I saw "walking in on me pumping" and my brain took this as pumping off. I was completely baffled as to why none of you were even asking why she was repeatedly flicking the bean at work, until I saw your comment and understood. What a dipshit.
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Don’t feel bad, i was confused at first too. Couldn’t really figure out what she meant by pumping, lol.
 
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For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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My worst is the requisite "Lead singer rocking out with the band", which happens when I'm not holding a guitar.

I used to think it was expected and relatively harmless, until I saw some recorded clips of me from the "20 Years and More" concert in Warsaw, and I realized how bad it looked... And that there are decades of me doing that shit, going back even before Genesis.

I wanted it all edited out and they couldn't, we didn't have suitable fill-in shots, hence why there's still moments in there.

Worst part of all? I still catch myself doing it at times. It's ingrained like some kind of stim. I have to hold back doing a Troughton-face when I catch myself, I feel so disgusted.

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UnPRePared said:
My worst is the requisite "Lead singer rocking out with the band", which happens when I'm not holding a guitar.

I used to think it was expected and relatively harmless, until I saw some recorded clips of me from the "20 Years and More" concert in Warsaw, and I realized how bad it looked... And that there are decades of me doing that shit, going back even before Genesis.

I wanted it all edited out and they couldn't, we didn't have suitable fill-in shots, hence why there's still moments in there.

Worst part of all? I still catch myself doing it at times. It's ingrained like some kind of stim. I have to hold back doing a Troughton-face when I catch myself, I feel so disgusted.

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This is how we do it, and this is how we rock it!

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