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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done at work?

captain_kamala

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ToxicCisWhiteMaleTorque said:
How'd you "show your pussy" at work? Was it accidental or a fit of schizophrenia?
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When I was anorexic, I wore a pair of pants that needed a belt but I didn't have one. I was standing talking to my male coworker and they just dropped. No panties, hairy.

The tits was in my NYC party girl days I would stay out all night then go to this store strawberry at 7 am and get something so they wouldn't see me in yesterday's clothes. I got a dress with a built in bra that was way too big. I tried to fix it with a stapler but that only made it worse there was a big gap between me and the dress and if you looked from the side you could see everything.
 
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captain_kamala said:
When I was anorexic, I wore a pair of pants that needed a belt but I didn't have one. I was standing talking to my male coworker and they just dropped. No panties, hairy.

The tits was in my NYC party girl days I would stay out all night then go to this store strawberry at 7 am and get something so they wouldn't see me in yesterday's clothes. I got a dress with a built in bra that was way too big. I tried to fix it with a stapler but that only made it worse there was a big gap between me and the dress and if you looked from the side you could see everything.
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A woman I worked with talked to me and her fly was down and I pointed it out and she was so embarrassed.

I can't imagine if her whole pussy was just out.
 
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captain_kamala said:
When I was anorexic, I wore a pair of pants that needed a belt but I didn't have one. I was standing talking to my male coworker and they just dropped. No panties, hairy.

The tits was in my NYC party girl days I would stay out all night then go to this store strawberry at 7 am and get something so they wouldn't see me in yesterday's clothes. I got a dress with a built in bra that was way too big. I tried to fix it with a stapler but that only made it worse there was a big gap between me and the dress and if you looked from the side you could see everything.
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That's not so bad. The hairy vagina thing is funny.
 
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captain_kamala said:
When I was anorexic, I wore a pair of pants that needed a belt but I didn't have one. I was standing talking to my male coworker and they just dropped. No panties, hairy.

The tits was in my NYC party girl days I would stay out all night then go to this store strawberry at 7 am and get something so they wouldn't see me in yesterday's clothes. I got a dress with a built in bra that was way too big. I tried to fix it with a stapler but that only made it worse there was a big gap between me and the dress and if you looked from the side you could see everything.
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That's some straight sitcom-tier stuff. Did any of your female coworkers discretly tell you your tits were visible, or was everyone accustomed to your shenanigans at that point?
 
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Making the transition from modeling to the corporate world was a trip
Here's my resume when I got my first job
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