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Whats the best place to shoot a dog in the head to kill it?

UnPRePared

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This is a disgustingly common practice in VA. Ive heard dozens and dozens of people doing this. Its almost just kinda accepted by the faggot rednecks. If the dog wont jump deer or isn’t interested in doing its ‘job’, they just shoot it. Hardcore hunters usually have 20 of the fuckers anyways so i guess they just see them as disposable? Hunters usually treat their dogs like shit for 10 months out if the year and just leave them chained up in the middle of the woods

Genuinely makes me sad reading that.

If you can't use your dog for hunting, and that's all you want it for, if it's docile, give it to a family for free. Save the fucking bullet.

Preferably for yourself, the cousin fucking Hicks (not you, @Phish ).
 

Leonard Rhomberg

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This is a disgustingly common practice in VA. Ive heard dozens and dozens of people doing this. Its almost just kinda accepted by the faggot rednecks. If the dog wont jump deer or isn’t interested in doing its ‘job’, they just shoot it. Hardcore hunters usually have 20 of the fuckers anyways so i guess they just see them as disposable? Hunters usually treat their dogs like shit for 10 months out if the year and just leave them chained up in the middle of the woods
One of my dogs was left in a box somewhere with a bunch of other puppies by hunters apparently. Runts, I guess. I love her but when I walk her she will bark at a leaf but ignore a bunny 6 feet away so I guess the hunters were right
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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That last part, Abe, has never made sense to me.

We had neighbours growing up that loved to Grouse hunt, and had the dogs for it, too. They were still house dogs though - great with the family and kids, but once you get them out there, a switch turns on for the job. It's fucking training, is all.

I will never understand the logic that being harsh to a dog makes them a better hunter. If anything, you want them to love you so they'll want to please you. It's a partnership, in a way.

Plus I just can't be mean to a house animal like that. Everytime Gosia and I are out, and she's approached by a friendly dog, she absolutely melts. There's a real love certain animals just give off.

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , remember when we talked about how affectionate cows were? I'll still eat red meat, but man... I think about that every time.
It really is stupid. My dad's buddy has always had Pointing Griffons and they were across the board the sweetest, dopiest family dogs but they're apparently good for any kind of hunting and they knew when it was go-time because they're expertly trained.

My one cousin got rich breeding scent hounds and she gets them working pretty much as soon as they're born. She can tell which ones aren't going to take to it and finds family homes for them.

My buddy's uncle wasn't mean to his dogs or anything, they were expensive dogs so they got good vet care and stuff but the only time they got affection was during training and successful hunts and only ever from him.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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I was gonna help her move in on Sunday with him and then on Thursday she lays this shit on me about wanting to put him down, but then no vets will do it cause they wanna prescribe shit.
So a huge pit bull that constantly tries attacking other people and dogs, a vet won't humanely put down nowadays? That must be a relatively new phenomenon.

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I hope the pit bull craze starts to die down, but with millennial and zoomer white women's obsession with "RESCUES" it seems to be getting worse and worse. Obviously the shelters are getting more and more full of crazed pits that end up there because they try to attack their new adopted "Family members" Vicious cycle
 

Coonskin

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bumbum8

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That's what I'm thinking too. My buddy's ex had this jacked, mailbox-headed pitbull she had to get rid of because it was aggressive. The things are outlawed here and she still managed to find a rescue to take him in. At first I was positive that she got tricked into giving it to a dog fighting ring but we looked it up and it's a legit organization.

Having said that, I have a lot of family and know a bunch of farmers who just shoot their dogs if they need to be put down. I couldn't do it, but it's more common than a lot of people would think. It's usually them tearfully Ol' Yeller-ing their beloved pets but I've heard of dogs that were causing problems getting shot whether they belonged to the farm or a neighbour.

I've never heard of this happening recently but some oldschool hicks would just shoot their hunting dogs if they fucked up a hunt or wouldn't run deer or whatever. That's especially sad to me because those are usually the friendly dogs with no prey drive who should've been living with a family instead of in a pen outside. I remember my buddy's uncle yelling at us because we were in his hounds' pen petting them when we were little. "You guys are gonna fuck my dogs up!"
Around here it depends on where you drop the dog off. If you leave it in "the woods", it can hunt and survive until it dies or a hunter shoots it during deer season for scaring off the deer. A lot of people shut in their dogs around November because of this.

If you drop a dog off near a "farm" so you can feel better about lying to your kids, that dog is getting shot. Too many easy delicious targets for it to try and kill, especially with all the chicken houses around here.

If the dog in question is a pit, it's better off to just kill it, or at the very least, if you're going to give it away, make sure it can't breed. We have a free service out here that will clip and scoop pits they find. Of course, people who own pits never want to fix them because of course they don't.

I don't like that shit about killing a beagle or whatever because it wasn't the perfect hunting tool. Give it to a family. I also don't condone this new shit about getting Huskies and other such breeds out here, especially when it gets blistering hot and those poor fuckers are miserable.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Christ man at least give it to a shelter and let them put it down professionally with zero mess. Maybe he’ll get lucky and some neighborhood nigger wants to adopt. Yeah it’s just an animal that plenty of shithole countries use for food, but do ya really have to kill the poor bastard?
I worked in a kill shelter in my teens, putting an animal to sleep is not messy but is not peaceful, the animal will writhe in pain and yelp or meow in pain for a few seconds.
I eventually had to quit because it eventually gets to you. Pit bulls are the only animals that would not bother me but this was before they became a fad
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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It's the GFs dog who immediately fell in love with me cause I acted like an aggressive retard to out "alpha" it the first time I met it
No one else is capable of doing that, and he's a giant scared mess when it comes to anyone else.

She's moving soon.
We took him to a vet for shots cause she's thinking she can take him to the kennel she works at and some days leave him at her grams house she'll be living at
But he practically shit his pants backing into a corner when we took him in the entrance (AFTER waiting outside for 20 mins until a room was open, his tail between his legs the entire time even with me trying to console him) there were just 2 puny dogs in the waiting room but he's ridiculously afraid of things, and when he can't back into a corner he decided to attack. Had a cloth muzzle on him and he still almost nipped the vets fingers off when he stupidly reached his hand out towards him (we did the shots outside)

And i gave him a chance earlier on at my grandmas lakehouse with my whole family. He wants to attack our dogs, and attack other people for no reason. Me and the gal left him inside with my mom and gram for 10 minutes and at one point he cornered my gram when she stood up to get some soda, he's retarded. Left him in the patio the entire weekend practically.

Poor guy is for some reason scared of everything. Sucks since I'm the only other human he's ever liked.
And GF lives in a shithole where the guy won't fix the furnace or roof and it's way too much money, that's why I'm saying to live with gram for a bit while I'm fixing up a house. We've only been together a few months so I don't want to rush us in together but without the dogs mayhem it'd be better.

Anyways, she's talking to a neighbor now who offered to put him down a year ago and who's done it with his own dogs or something before. We'll see how it goes
This dog is broken and will kill or hurt someone. Kill it immediately
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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When I was a kid, we were in Greece for the summer and a family friend bought a boxer from Germany and for whatever reason gave it away to us. She was a really good dog, she was an outside dog who roamed freely in the backyard. Not this was early 80s and it's very rural where I live so there are tons of livestock chickens and whatnot the neighbors own. Also a lot of wild life too.
The dog at some point must have gotten bit from a rabid animal, probably a fox, she started turning on us and was doomed. So my dad took the dog to a dry river bed that's about half a mile away and and domed it with 00 buckshot. My sister and I were devasted but knew we had to do it. My dad who was an old school tough guy even felt bad.
 

DoucheChills

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And GF lives in a shithole where the guy won't fix the furnace or roof and it's way too much money, that's why I'm saying to live with gram for a bit while I'm fixing up a house. We've only been together a few months so I don't want to rush us in together
I don't know you or your chick, but many red flags here, my dude. A couple months is too soon to be fixing up your girls house. Once you finish, her personality is going to change. Some women, especially those living in squalor like you've suggested she is, will go to great lengths to procure free labor.
Lets think for a second... you just met this woman and she is okay with you killing her dog. She is also ok with you taking the financial loss on her shitty housing situation, making you labor while she does what? Look after her grandma? Give her a hammer and some nails, ask her to help, and if she refuses, drop that bitch and her shitty dog.
 

soulbrotherman#1

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I don't know you or your chick, but many red flags here, my dude. A couple months is too soon to be fixing up your girls house. Once you finish, her personality is going to change. Some women, especially those living in squalor like you've suggested she is, will go to great lengths to procure free labor.
Lets think for a second... you just met this woman and she is okay with you killing her dog. She is also ok with you taking the financial loss on her shitty housing situation, making you labor while she does what? Look after her grandma? Give her a hammer and some nails, ask her to help, and if she refuses, drop that bitch and her shitty dog.
No I have a 2nd house I'm fixing up to eventually live in. The place she's at now could burn half way down and the owner might not care since he lucked out of finding her to pay for this ripoff

She apparently had a conversation with the guy about putting the dog down a year before she met me since he knew he's able to and giving the dog away to him didn't work, so it's not a new idea. She told me she didn't want to bring it up to me cause of what I'd think of her, but she is right in saying she had no life for years since no one can visit her be it friends or family.
A dog shouldn't be an overall detriment to your life, sure he's lovable when alone but a human living a real life trumps that
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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I love dogs so I want to call you a nigger, but also because I know dogs I know that like people, some of them are just bad apples and need to be put down. It’s a tough one, man. Maybe feed it antifreeze mixed with hamburger. I had to shoot a mad goat twice in the head to kill it back in the day at range with a 22 hornet so be careful. I still think you’re a nigger for shooting a healthy dog even though I get it.
 

RedHeadpw2

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When I was a kid, we were in Greece for the summer and a family friend bought a boxer from Germany and for whatever reason gave it away to us. She was a really good dog, she was an outside dog who roamed freely in the backyard. Not this was early 80s and it's very rural where I live so there are tons of livestock chickens and whatnot the neighbors own. Also a lot of wild life too.
The dog at some point must have gotten bit from a rabid animal, probably a fox, she started turning on us and was doomed. So my dad took the dog to a dry river bed that's about half a mile away and and domed it with 00 buckshot. My sister and I were devasted but knew we had to do it. My dad who was an old school tough guy even felt bad.
Did he make "juicy kebab" from it, harassing tourists by saying "Is Good!" throughout the week?
 
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