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Whats the best place to shoot a dog in the head to kill it?

soulbrotherman#1

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I don't want to fuck up the shot and have to doubletap on a squirming dead body.

And dogs have kinda retarded skulls, like a puppy can roll down 30 stairs and be fine or an adult could jump out of 2 story building, land on its head, then jump up and do it again.

For reference please use this picture of a dog skull:
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Let me know.
 
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Christ man at least give it to a shelter and let them put it down professionally with zero mess. Maybe he’ll get lucky and some neighborhood nigger wants to adopt. Yeah it’s just an animal that plenty of shithole countries use for food, but do ya really have to kill the poor bastard?
 
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soulbrotherman#1 said:
I don't want to fuck up the shot and have to doubletap on a squirming dead body.

And dogs have kinda retarded skulls, like a puppy can roll down 30 stairs and be fine or an adult could jump out of 2 story building, land on its head, then jump up and do it again.

For reference please use this picture of a dog skull:
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Let me know.
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Why shoot the dog when you can sell it to a white bitch who will use it for sexual gratification?
 
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bovinebrain said:
Christ man at least give it to a shelter and let them put it down professionally with zero mess. Maybe he’ll get lucky and some neighborhood nigger wants to adopt. Yeah it’s just an animal that plenty of shithole countries use for food, but do ya really have to kill the poor bastard?
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What's the story here? Is he in pain from an incurable disease or something?
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It's the GFs dog who immediately fell in love with me cause I acted like an aggressive retard to out "alpha" it the first time I met it
No one else is capable of doing that, and he's a giant scared mess when it comes to anyone else.

She's moving soon.
We took him to a vet for shots cause she's thinking she can take him to the kennel she works at and some days leave him at her grams house she'll be living at
But he practically shit his pants backing into a corner when we took him in the entrance (AFTER waiting outside for 20 mins until a room was open, his tail between his legs the entire time even with me trying to console him) there were just 2 puny dogs in the waiting room but he's ridiculously afraid of things, and when he can't back into a corner he decided to attack. Had a cloth muzzle on him and he still almost nipped the vets fingers off when he stupidly reached his hand out towards him (we did the shots outside)

And i gave him a chance earlier on at my grandmas lakehouse with my whole family. He wants to attack our dogs, and attack other people for no reason. Me and the gal left him inside with my mom and gram for 10 minutes and at one point he cornered my gram when she stood up to get some soda, he's retarded. Left him in the patio the entire weekend practically.

Poor guy is for some reason scared of everything. Sucks since I'm the only other human he's ever liked.
And GF lives in a shithole where the guy won't fix the furnace or roof and it's way too much money, that's why I'm saying to live with gram for a bit while I'm fixing up a house. We've only been together a few months so I don't want to rush us in together but without the dogs mayhem it'd be better.

Anyways, she's talking to a neighbor now who offered to put him down a year ago and who's done it with his own dogs or something before. We'll see how it goes
 
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soulbrotherman#1 said:
It's the GFs dog who immediately fell in love with me cause I acted like an aggressive retard to out "alpha" it the first time I met it
No one else is capable of doing that, and he's a giant scared mess when it comes to anyone else.

She's moving soon.
We took him to a vet for shots cause she's thinking she can take him to the kennel she works at and some days leave him at her grams house she'll be living at
But he practically shit his pants backing into a corner when we took him in the entrance (AFTER waiting outside for 20 mins until a room was open, his tail between his legs the entire time even with me trying to console him) there were just 2 puny dogs in the waiting room but he's ridiculously afraid of things, and when he can't back into a corner he decided to attack. Had a cloth muzzle on him and he still almost nipped the vets fingers off when he stupidly reached his hand out towards him (we did the shots outside)

And i gave him a chance earlier on at my grandmas lakehouse with my whole family. He wants to attack our dogs, and attack other people for no reason. Me and the gal left him inside with my mom and gram for 10 minutes and at one point he cornered my gram when she stood up to get some soda, he's retarded. Left him in the patio the entire weekend practically.

Poor guy is for some reason scared of everything. Sucks since I'm the only other human he's ever liked.
And GF lives in a shithole where the guy won't fix the furnace or roof and it's way too much money, that's why I'm saying to live with gram for a bit while I'm fixing up a house. We've only been together a few months so I don't want to rush us in together but without the dogs mayhem it'd be better.

Anyways, she's talking to a neighbor now who offered to put him down a year ago and who's done it with his own dogs or something before. We'll see how it goes
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Nigga binge watch some cesar milan, learn a few tips and tricks and hopefully the dog will behave better over time.

At worst, you can leave him somewhere desolate, dogs are scavengers, they can survive for years.

I thought this was a joke thread at first so didn't even bother opening, but if you seriously considered it, what a psychopath, and i thought i was unhinged.
 
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gassers said:
Nigga binge watch some cesar milan, learn a few tips and tricks and hopefully the dog will behave better over time.

At worst, you can leave him somewhere desolate, dogs are scavengers, they can survive for years.

I thought this was a joke thread at first so didn't even bother opening, but if you seriously considered it, what a psychopath, and i thought i was unhinged.
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I was gonna help her move in on Sunday with him and then on Thursday she lays this shit on me about wanting to put him down, but then no vets will do it cause they wanna prescribe shit.
And of course like a woman(gassers ignore this part) she's going back and forth on every possible decision.
And there is a service of some kind that'll do it:
Starting point $450
$100 extra for weekends or after 5pm
$100 extra for +100lb dogs
$? For cremation

If this dog (who attacks everything and has shoulders as wide as mine) (who she researched on and worked with retard dogs who aren't solvable, only druggable by 5 things for 1000s and living a hellish life) ends up attacking another dog or person at her work, she's screwed.
If it attacks her gram or her sister who's a mother who stops by to help with gram, they're all screwed.

There's way too many negatives.
I'm just saying this as a person who can make all dogs love them cause they can see I'm a retard who acts like a dog to them, he's a deterent to a humans life.
She can't live without worry about him, so she shelled up in a hovel, and now she's moving and he has a chance to do real damage.

It's been a good 7 years Stanley, thats a ripe old age for a 130lb dog. I've been pushing her towards at least giving things a chance but I'm also realistic in her worries, the dog acts like an asshole to literally everyone but us(and still us)
 
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soulbrotherman#1 said:
I was gonna help her move in on Sunday with him and then on Thursday she lays this shit on me about wanting to put him down, but then no vets will do it cause they wanna prescribe shit.
And of course like a woman(gassers ignore this part) she's going back and forth on every possible decision.
And there is a service of some kind that'll do it:
Starting point $450
$100 extra for weekends or after 5pm
$100 extra for +100lb dogs
$? For cremation

If this dog (who attacks everything and has shoulders as wide as mine) (who she researched on and worked with retard dogs who aren't solvable, only druggable by 5 things for 1000s and living a hellish life) ends up attacking another dog or person at her work, she's screwed.
If it attacks her gram or her sister who's a mother who stops by to help with gram, they're all screwed.

There's way too many negatives.
I'm just saying this as a person who can make all dogs love them cause they can see I'm a retard who acts like a dog to them, he's a deterent to a humans life.
She can't live without worry about him, so she shelled up in a hovel, and now she's moving and he has a chance to do real damage.

It's been a good 7 years Stanley, thats a ripe old age for a 130lb dog. I've been pushing her towards at least giving things a chance but I'm also realistic in her worries, the dog acts like an asshole to literally everyone but us(and still us)
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I understand that the dog is old, set in his ways and a pain in he ass. But shooting in the head? Damn nigga.

You said it was will cost around 450 or 100 usd more.

Look man, I am no dan mullen five sinks man, but maybe you could take the hit and compensate for in coming months or something, if you are dead set on putting the dog down, atleast it'll be the humane way.

Or like @bovinebrain suggested you could give it to a shelter or some rehab centre for dogs for some money. Or just leave it in the woods or someplace isolated.
 
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