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Whats the best final destination movie?

TheRevAlJolson

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Someone else bought my booze. I was literally 13. We'd sit in a salt container to hang out in the winter for fun after school. And there was like 10 of us.
We had this place we called the Lucky Gook Food Mart and they'd sell anything to anyone. By the summer before highschool I could tie one on with impunity.
 

Turk February

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We had this place we called the Lucky Gook Food Mart and they'd sell anything to anyone. By the summer before highschool I could tie one on with impunity.
We had a bar like that. I abused the shit out of it in highschool. One of the bartenders had a lazy eye and was in constant pain from some nerve disorder. I found her so hot as I was drinking gin and Budweiser for like 8 hours a day.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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In my town air hockey was always free.
We had to go into the city to play air hockey at the fuckin Cineplex Odeon arcade. I made some real scenes in there. And that was during my phase of wearing this ridiculous real bear skin vest everywhere that I found at Value Village, so they obviously recognized me. I don't know why they even let me in.
 

Turk February

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We had to go into the city to play air hockey at the fuckin Cineplex Odeon arcade. I made some real scenes in there. And that was during my phase of wearing this ridiculous real bear skin vest everywhere that I found at Value Village, so they obviously recognized me. I don't know why they even let me in.
The odeon charged you for air hockey!? Dude they ripped you off.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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The odeon charged you for air hockey!? Dude they ripped you off.
Yeah you had to buy gay ass tokens for everything in the arcade.

Nothing beat the Flying J in my town anyways. Buck Hunter and 18 wheeler were all I needed.

I just remembered the last time someone dragged me to a bar I was playing some big game hunter thing they had and I kept yelling "FUCK!" every time I missed in this otherwise pretty quiet little shithole bar. Some girl started mocking me and I pointed the plastic gun at her and said "watch it."
 

PogromStallone

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I saw 2 in the theater with a group of friends and I distinctly remember a fat girl literally crying when the fence scene happened. I have no idea how we got in.
Some friends came back to my place to watch 2 after school, only one hadn't seen it and we had to turn it off after the ladder scene because he was so freaked out. We were like 15 or something. He also refused to see Hannibal Rising because it freaked him out so much so we went and saw Pan's Labyrinth instead. That was a good call.
He didn't have issues with other horror movies from what I know, I don't know why these two freaked him out so much. I remember him talking about how death being the villain in Final Destination really messed with him.
 

PogromStallone

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Either 2 or 5 was my favorite. Probably 2 because it's got the most memorable deaths. I think they are all enjoyable on some level besides the godawful 4th one.
I remember watching a camrip of the fourth one in the middle of the night at a LAN-party and being so disappointed, lol.
 

BUBBLER

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Some friends came back to my place to watch 2 after school, only one hadn't seen it and we had to turn it off after the ladder scene because he was so freaked out. We were like 15 or something. He also refused to see Hannibal Rising because it freaked him out so much so we went and saw Pan's Labyrinth instead. That was a good call.
He didn't have issues with other horror movies from what I know, I don't know why these two freaked him out so much. I remember him talking about how death being the villain in Final Destination really messed with him.
Your friend, unsurprisingly, was also a faggot
 

Turk February

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I remember that, she probably cried because she had a crush on that guy, since it wasn't exactly a gruesome death. I remember he was a likeable character.
She was a weird fat bitch and her teeth were kind of fucked up. Me and my group of friends were playing spin the bottle (yes that's what middle schoolers do) and I was mortified when the bottle landed on her.
 
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