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Whats one thing that actually offends you?

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Assholes that drive and don’t signal turning. Makes me crazy
Im a super aggressive driver. I abuse the fuck out of my horn. Wait 2 seconds at a green light before you start moving? Im laying on that motherfucker for at least 15 seconds. Im working on it because my driving record is fucked but people are seriously retarded
 

Turry

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Im a super aggressive driver. I abuse the fuck out of my horn. Wait 2 seconds at a green light before you start moving? Im laying on that motherfucker for at least 15 seconds. Im working on it because my driving record is fucked but people are seriously retarded
Really??? I'd never have imagined that you have the impulse control of an FN
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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Im a super aggressive driver. I abuse the fuck out of my horn. Wait 2 seconds at a green light before you start moving? Im laying on that motherfucker for at least 15 seconds. Im working on it because my driving record is fucked but people are seriously retarded
Nobody's ever got out or followed you to where you were going? I'm also a fairly aggressive driver, but that means if someone pulls that long horn-blare at me I'll at least chase them for a bit and make them think that they're probably going to die today.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Nobody's ever got out or followed you to where you were going? I'm also a fairly aggressive driver, but that means if someone pulls that long horn-blare at me I'll at least chase them for a bit and make them think that they're probably going to die today.

Im a changed man these days…but in the past in group chats ive posted about me pulling my gun….yaknow what. This is stupid to be posting publicly. Im a changed man. But yeah. Ive gotten into some shit before. I realize now its not worth it though. My terrible driving record is now also following me and making it difficult to score a good job without them interrogating me about it. So im trying to change my ways really.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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Im a changed man these days…but in the past in group chats ive posted about me pulling my gun….yaknow what. This is stupid to be posting publicly. Im a changed man. But yeah. Ive gotten into some shit before. I realize now its not worth it though. My terrible driving record is now also following me and making it difficult to score a good job without them interrogating me about it. So im trying to change my ways really.
Lol yeah, I've also said before that if I lived anywhere where people carry handguns I would've been shot dead a long time ago due to my niggerish rage. I'm also trying to work on that. Sort of.
 
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