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I dont mind @Sue Lightning. I love her. She can post dozens of paragraphs for all i care!
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Remember when you stated your goal of being the #1 ribbed on this forum?You know what it would actually be even funnier if it wasn’t Dougie. Either way i have no fawwwkin problem with my little simpsons buzzing around me, no fawwwkin problem at all. Sniff.
I thought you were 31 years old?I'm too old and tired to follow this drama.
Yeah but to be fair I also agreed if i became #1 user i’d leave permanently, and unlike the LAST rules i made for myself i’d actually keep that one. And I value just posting aimlessly here than…having the most ribs which means nothing. I mean Minaw used to be #2 poster, now he’s #3 cuz he’s been dead for so long.Remember when you stated your goal of being the #1 ribbed on this forum?
TheGhostofMinaw wins again.
Yeah but if you remove all the Mustard's Affection car crashes he's still #1Yeah but to be fair I also agreed if i became #1 user i’d leave permanently, and unlike the LAST rules i made for myself i’d actually keep that one. And I value just posting aimlessly here than…having the most ribs which means nothing. I mean Minaw used to be #2 poster, now he’s #3 cuz he’s been dead for so long.
I don’t mind Sue, board wars are “Gay and Faggot!” If you ask me. View attachment 203623
No shit November India Golf Golf Echo RomeoI didn't do it
@Sue Lightning this is a reference to an episode of The Simpsons where Bart coins this catchphraseI didn't do it
I'm not sure it's Dougie (I'm not sure it isn't), but jus' saying.I said some retarded shit about Pat that almost got me banned. Ever since Dougie has been on a janny crusade trying to get me banned, wether it’s mass reporting my posts or trying to “bait” me into saying something bannable. Now it’s moved into “Well if I car crash him enough he’ll leave”
Do you see how much i’m on here? I CANT leave on my own
I like when you make an effort to be funny, especially mixed with the mean lil bastard that you are... provided it's not pointed at me I'll loff pretty hardNo baby, egg, sperm in her fetus this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-faith, no-baby, only hedonistic lifestyle. 60 small meals/snacks day and a white and bright (4 lines of cocaine) at night. Not showering much at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Warhammer, and NO FRIENDS AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 120lbs over the last 2 years…Hair falling out, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without nose diving face first into my semen stained pants , feels like I’m the elephant man when my fatass goes outside…
A high weight of 400 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to kill your child overriding the desire to be a responsible human that feels GREAT. I quit parenting and (backmin the day) trannies…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fetus burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore pressuring) WITH NO BEATING…and the weight will fall off of them like a terminal SIDS patient.
(No offense SIDS patients….)
Goal- 350lbs…
PS- I do not cover my fatness up well. Being 5’4” does not help.
WHO'S PILOTING ALL THESE YELLOW PEOPLE!?
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