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what's everyone's new years resolution?

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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two hookers at the same time
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captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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Trying to swear less in front of my kids. I'm Jersey trash so curse words make up 25% of my vocabulary, but my kids aren't from Jersey, so I shouldn't raise them that way.
that's a tough one for me too. nana and grandpa don't allow it so they giggle when they hear me. i try to do it in jamaican so they don't understand.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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I used to think you were a LARP but on the sub you actually went through and posted a selfie holding a dated message. I am curious how the fuck did you end up as a regular poster on the sub in the first place? And to be here too seems pretty autistic
idk i was a faggot reddit user and i listened to a radio show
and i'm here because i love the community i can't let it die
 

Calculating Bovinity

My name's Pat-reek, the Five-Ton Freak, child
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Be more consistent with my weightlifting, and get stronger.

Be more tolerant of my father and accept him for what a he is: a 70 year old, emotionally stunted, childish, self-deluded, borderline retard. Accept the fact that wisdom and sophisticated thought don't necessarily come with age, and those are two characteristics he'll never have.
 
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My life has become shit lately. 2020 and 2021 had a really bad "feel" to them.

I have high hopes for 2022 because I just got this new job where I can do what I want for 7.5 hours a day. Instead of owen a forums etc, I wanna make games like I used to do when I was a kid (gamemaker language).

Last year my new years resolution was no more news. But I didnt lisTen. I didnt lisTen to my resolution. I learned about everything that happened regarding politics covid etc and there were literally no positives to that.

2022: No more news... no more tv shows and movies... no more youtube... no more big fuckin shoes...

Oh yeah and once a week I wanna go somewhere new instead of sitting around the house constantly. Shit thanks for reminding me OP, I gotta make the list in advance.
 

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Be more consistent with my weightlifting, and get stronger.

Be more tolerant of my father and accept him for what a he is: a 70 year old, emotionally stunted, childish, self-deluded, borderline retard. Accept the fact that wisdom and sophisticated thought don't necessarily come with age, and those are two characteristics he'll never have.
Do box jumps.

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RobertMewler

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are you trying to sell original art or something? people would pay for knitted dolls of baby yoda just dont get caught by disney idk
I actually do fine fiber art (detailed embroidery mostly) and my plan is to finally get enough pieces together to sell locally. My knit dolls are a great way to satisfy my creative craving and make fun of Pat at the same time.
2022: No more news... no more tv shows and movies... no more youtube...

I intend on doing way less consoooming of media too. Gotta get my own act together!
 

ChildSpitTake

"He's ducking through the alleys!"
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2021 was an incredible year for me in more ways than one, but I have yet to find the woman I am looking for. The one I am currently with is a good girl, but not it.

I am also gunning for a six pack before the end of the year, though that's rather ambitious unless Carol became my fitness coach or something equally helpful.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
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Last year's was to stave off Tomlinsonosis.

Started doing pushups. Now at 3x80, goal is 5x100.

This year I'll shoot for losing 25#, eating butter and all that.

Some cool shit for next year: put up the shop, start trawling Florida seriously for estate cars to LS swap, do a bus to rv conversion, and some serious scouting for a finca or rancha south of Brandon land.


Annnndddd attending my first Con.
 
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