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what's everyone's new years resolution?

aRTie02150

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Sorry but having pride in dating professional athletes is sad. You're sharing that cock with another woman in another city without a doubt and you'll never find proper stability and happiness from it. Only short term happiness and happiness from material items.

Just being honest with ya babe. Unless that nigga buys you a place to live, why waste your time? You're gonna be in your 40s soon and be living in crummy section 8 and hospital situations. Looks will fade as they naturally do and you'll no longer getting that "pro athlete" dick.

Try focusing on cleaning yourself up and finding a place to live before you end up like a combination of stlaker Patti and Lady Di.

Please and thanks.

God Bless and have a blessed new year. I hope you get to hang out with your little ones at some point.
 

captain_kamala

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Sorry but having pride in dating professional athletes is sad. You're sharing that cock with another woman in another city without a doubt and you'll never find proper stability and happiness from it. Only short term happiness and happiness from material items.

Just being honest with ya babe. Unless that nigga buys you a place to live, why waste your time? You're gonna be in your 40s soon and be living in crummy section 8 and hospital situations. Looks will fade as they naturally do and you'll no longer getting that "pro athlete" dick.

Try focusing on cleaning yourself up and finding a place to live before you end up like a combination of atalker Patti and Lady Di.

Please and thanks.

God Bless and have a blessed new year. I hope you get to hang out with your little ones at some point.
i'm a strong independent woman
i just like a good athletic fuck there's nothing like it
has nothing to do with material things the nigga was gonna get me jewelry for christmas i said no all i want is one of those ice makers that makes the sonic ice

yeah i will end up in some sad situation alone as my mental illness worsens so let me enjoy life while i can.
 

aRTie02150

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i'm a strong independent woman
i just like a good athletic fuck there's nothing like it
has nothing to do with material things the nigga was gonna get me jewelry for christmas i said no all i want is one of those ice makers that makes the sonic ice

yeah i will end up in some sad situation alone as my mental illness worsens so let me enjoy life while i can.
Did you get the ice maker?
 

aRTie02150

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no lol thats whats so gay about my life i need a man to love me the way i need to be loved.
I'm not even a faggot simp and even my selfish ass would have gotten you an ice maker and that's mostly because you can make me something tasty with it as a token of appreciation. All it takes is a stupid ice maker to make fill you with warmth and he couldn't even pull if off?

I oughta find this black fella (I'm assuming) and throw the fucking ice maker at him. Assuming he doesn't try to dunk it into a hoop maybe he could put 2 and 2 together and give it to you.
 

captain_kamala

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I'm not even a faggot simp and even my selfish ass would have gotten you an ice maker and that's mostly because you can make me something tasty with it as a token of appreciation. All it takes is a stupid ice maker to make fill you with warmth and he couldn't even pull if off?

I oughta find this black fella (I'm assuming) and throw the fucking ice maker at him. Assuming he doesn't try to dunk it into a hoop maybe he could put 2 and 2 together and give it to you.
aw how sweet of you i have pink lemonade does that work
 

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Mew have you tried learning to play the piano? I'm slightly ambidextrous and it's because I have messed around with keyboard and pianos most my life, like a loser.

It's good practice.
Hey, that's a good idea! We have a keyboard I could practice on. Playing the piano is so not loser activity. I wish I had learned when I was younger.
 

AntSucks

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To maintain a consistent guitar practice. I started keeping a detailed practice log in Office, with metronome timings and everything, and now that I've seen those numbers go up gradually it's getting motivating. If I make it a 1000 hours I'll buy a new guitar.
 
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