What's a complement you've gotten in life that makes you feel good?

[Uncle Floyd]

In second grade I made my first dirty joke and a third grader said the joke was "so funny he forgot to laugh."

 

[guest]

Health care provider:

"Hello, Boq?
Me: "Yes?"

"...Mr 'random acquaintance' put you as an emergency contact, and wants you to drop his car off at his building...he got a heart attack"

 

[BUBBLER]

I like when people compliment my driving. I'm very responsible and aware on the road.

Means nothing if coming from a woman

 

[BUBBLER]

A colored girl with expensive hair told me my haircut looked nice once.

Didya fuck her?

 

[captain_kamala]

When I was younger people used to tell me I should be a model. Now they tell me I should be a comedian. Big downgrade

 

[BUBBLER]

I was shy as a youngster, so people always thought I was fawkin brooding when I was really a nervous nellie on the inside. I made a few quips during a summer party at my first office job and this MILFy manager said "Oh, you actually have a personality!" I always wondered if I could have banged her if I pursued it.

You're a retarded faggot for not

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Means nothing if coming from a woman

Yeah no shit.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

When I was younger people used to tell me I should be a model. Now they tell me I should be a comedian. Big downgrade

And in both instances they reached that conclusion from looking at your face. What a world!

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Health care provider:

"Hello, Boq?
Me: "Yes?"

"...Mr 'random acquaintance' put you as an emergency contact, and wants you to drop his car off at his building...he got a heart attack"

We all wish you were dead.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Running on the beach one morning about 3 years ago and a middle aged black woman said “dass right baby you go and get it!”

 

[Skippy]

That I could’ve been a hand model sniiiff.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah what were you a fawkin rhododendron tss tss

I wouldn't be a flower, I'd be a strong tree that bore penis shaped fruit.

 

[Skippy]

I wouldn't be a flower, I'd be a strong tree that bore penis shaped fruit.

You’re a standalone fruit tree in full bloom, Abe.

 

[aRTie02150]

Running on the beach one morning about 3 years ago and a middle aged black woman said “dass right baby you go and get it!”

Middle aged black women make me wanna blush when they boost your confidence.

 

[I WAS BLOCKED]

Post it. The bar has been raised so high that a dick pic from a member here wouldn't be a blip on the radar compared to tranny OGE..

why does it always turn gay?

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

Middle aged black women make me wanna blush when they boost your confidence.

Even professional and married middle aged black women will literally look you up and down growl.

My blue eyes are like catnip to them. I’m so use to black women being smitten with me that I no longer even care. This sounds like a humble brag, but when I actually give it some thought it’s weird. I can see a fine big booty black hoe and TV or whatever and think to myself “I’d love to tap that fat black ass”, but when next to them in person I have zero attraction. They extract the same amount of sexual energy from me that a man would, zero.

 

[Ronnie G]

Running on the beach one morning about 3 years ago and a middle aged black woman said “dass right baby you go and get it!”

The pleasant ones really stand out, eh?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Middle aged black women make me wanna blush when they boost your confidence.

Can Ricans blush?

 

[guest]

Middle aged black women make me wanna blush when they boost your confidence.

I like the scene in Napoleon Dynamite where kip meets the black woman. As a kid i thought that scene was ridiculous, but now I know she'd really react like that.

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