What’s a common joke, bit, or punchline that annoys you?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“That hot sauce was so spicy that it felt like a karate chop.”

“Karate Chop Hot Sauce would be a sick name for a punk band!”

Would it?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

His shoes came off, confirmed dead.
I'm surprised he could do that with his massive set of balls.
You look like a celebrity but from Wish.com

 

[ChimpanZ]

I always say “that’s my name, don’t wear it out” and it visibly annoys people

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I always say “that’s my name, don’t wear it out” and it visibly annoys people

That’s just awesome.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

It’s been mentioned before in similar threads, but the whole “tell me you _______ without telling me you _______” that zoomers seem to love.

 

[Sue Lightning]

“I identify as X”
Do ya?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It’s been mentioned before in similar threads, but the whole “tell me you _______ without telling me you _______” that zoomers seem to love.

I fucking hate this one, and the tell us how you really feel

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I fucking hate this one, and the tell us how you really feel

You must be fun at parties.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don’t know if this counts but there’s an animated commercial for home care givers and they show-horn in all the current urban slang. One character says “Big Facts. Pay is on Point, and staff is poppin’!” And it’s not a parody.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Old overdone jokes like "I just flew in and boy are my arms tired" without a shred of irony. Fake laughing and shucking and jiving to improve a really shit pun/punchline. Getting to the punchline like a nervous ninny even though people arent paying attention or didnt really get it or arent following.

Slapping bellies, burping, farting or pretending other disgusting bodily functions are comedy.

It's just a craft reserved for comedians.
Mere civilians brains are just not cut out for it, maan.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Old overdone jokes like "I just flew in and boy are my arms tired" without a shred of irony. Fake laughing and shucking and jiving to improve a really shit pun/punchline. Getting to the punchline like a nervous ninny even though people arent paying attention or didnt really get it or arent following.

Boomers love to scan something at the checkout and when it doesn’t work “Guess that means its free!” How about I rip whatever hair out that you have left.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Taco Bell causing gastrointestinal issues.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again" when dealing with an IT issue.

"That's what she said"

 

[Sue Lightning]

Taco Bell causing gastrointestinal issues.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again" when dealing with an IT issue.

"That's what she said"

“The computer says press any button to turn on and I pressed the power button and it turned off!”

Wow I haven’t heard that one for like 15 years now.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That’s what she said

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

 

[aRTie02150]

"another day another dollar."

Fuck you. I get paid over $100 a day.

 

[guest]

Whenever an american does something "quirky" and they attribute it to their great great grandparents' ethnicity



I'm italian, that's why I talk with my hands so much, I can't help it.

I'm latina, of course I can handle spicy food

of course I like guiness, I'm Irish. It's in my blood to get shitfaced

I have a really weird sense of humor, It's my german side


Shut the fuck up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Facebook and YouTube comments are full of people making the same jokes because a surprising amount of normies aren't able to come up with anything funny on their own so they use one of the many "funny comment" templates mentioned above.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

IYKYK

Bitch what if I don't?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Facebook and YouTube comments are full of people making the same jokes because a surprising amount of normies aren't able to come up with anything funny on their own so they use one of the many "funny comment" templates mentioned above.

It started with karma farming on reddit