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What’s a behavior that immediately makes you look down on someone?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Grown men who wear comic book/wrestling/toy/movie/ironic t-shirts.
People who can't make and maintain eye contact.
Weak handshakes. (what am I, an old man?)
I’ve always thought it was funny the guys that wear wrestling shirts are either real skinny and weak or big fat guys with small arms. You would think they would be inspired to work out watching these in big muscle guys. Then again a lot of current wrestling is small guys with zero definition.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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I’ve always thought it was funny the guys that wear wrestling shirts are either real skinny and weak or big fat guys with small arms. You would think they would be inspired to work out watching these in big muscle guys. Then again a lot of current wrestling is small guys with zero definition.
But do they have a hint of tricep?
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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People (women) who talk about horoscopes and star signs in any way.

Anyone who doesn’t use their turn signals prior to changing lanes.

Anyone reading too slowly (LEARN TO READ NIGGER).

Anyone that repeatedly takes photos of themselves.

People who give worthless ultimatums “Don’t ever talk to me like that again!” Or what dipshit?

People spitting in public.

Males who cry in front of other males.

Women who cry in front of everyone due to something unrelated to anyone there.

People picking up their dog’s shit in a little bag with their hands and carrying the bag of dog shit around with them until they find a trash can.
 

Coonskin

Don't thank the felon, Keith
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People who rely on crutches when they're speaking, whether it's "like", "fuckin", "know what I mean" or whatever. Take a pause and find the word you want. If you can't, read more.

I had a friend in high school that would say “you know what I mean?” and repeat it until you’d literally have to say “yeah, I know what you mean.” It was the oddest shit
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
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People who rely on crutches when they're speaking, whether it's "like", "fuckin", "know what I mean" or whatever. Take a pause and find the word you want. If you can't, read more.
I used to do that with 'uh' and 'uhm'. 10-15 years ago I saw some interview with Danny Devito and he talked about how much he hated those kinds of filler words/crutches and that he saw it a lot with the younger generation. I haven't done it since. It's a bit wild that an old throwaway interview with Danny Devito of all people can have such a big impact.
 
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DMAN

^_^
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Smoking cigs

Drinking sodas

Listening to shit pop music

Wearing dopey clothing brands like Supreme

Being extra fat and having no shame about it by wearing revealing clothing or trying to dress nicely. You’re fat. Stop it.

People who walk around in public shirtless or shoeless, unless at the beach.

People who watch Wheel of Fortune or The Price is Right. Duhhh make da numbahs go high spin wheel win. Duhh. At least Jeopardy requires some skill.
 
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