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What would you rate this gummy bitch out of 10?

WhereWeAt

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I’ve dated this constantly day drinking phenotype before and its a pretty good time to be honest witcha
Yeah, seriously. I think we put too much stock in the numbahs game. I mean, who the fuck cares if someone is a "5" or a "7", plus accounting for regional variations? To show her off to some other drunk morons?

Is she down to fuck without showing up uninvitedly a week later? Will you wake up with shit missing? A knife to your throat? Will she start fights just to test if you'll put up with her bullshit?

Yeah, I'd fuck her... and I also know she'd make me pay for it down the road.
 

Imager

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I’ll even concede a solid 6 but I will die on this hill of her not being 7
The other factor to consider is looking at this 10 point scale like you would a stock or other investment.

I say she's a solid 6 now, but 3 years from now, fucking no way. She's going to lose those points. So factoring for future depreciation, she's definitely a 5 and possibly even a 4.

If you think she's a 7, do not play the markets. You'll get eaten alive.
 

Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT

fuck jews
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A 5 with my glasses on

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Imager

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Disrespectful hooer. Look at the way she's trashed her hotel room all over with her clothes strewn around and junk cluttering the tables. She doesn't care about her stuff and won't care about yours either. Duck face and showing off her body to strange men? Not wife material!
When men rate women on a scale of 1-10, we do not generally consider whether they are wife material to be a factor at all.

There are men out there who could have 9s and 10s but generally seek 7s or 8s to marry.
 

Zombie247

Go work. Get Sandwiches
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No tits & no ass!? I need at least one. Even if she isn't good looking.

Mr Ed, breadboard tart.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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i don't know if it's weirder for a guy or a chick to make liking a football team their personality.

also, why was this even posted here? is this your sister, OP?
 
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