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I'd turn a quick 180 and run backwards, ass extended, buttcheeks spread
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I think he’s not quite obsessed with you. Maybe even kiss you.What the fuck
Lots of deep closets in this place🫤
This read like a love letter, loc.I doubt anything more than a polite but firm "Nah, man" would be necessary, I think a Patreeky drunk enough to try anything forceful would be too drunk to be very effective. It would probably end with me consoling him and saying that he's great but I'm not the one, and we'd figure out who he was transferring his affection to me from and strategize from there.
Alternate scenario: the nice harmless guy act is all a bit, he drugs my drink and I wake up strapped to a bondage cross with my asscheeks taped open. In that case, I guess I just pray for Bruce Willis to save me.
Like you're trying to pull apart the plastic shell that surrounds newly purchased electronics, Brookester.buttcheeks spread
Is fingering your asshole where you draw the line??Furthest I'll let him go is a blowjob
Okay fine he can lick my balls
He has to keep it over the rim. No insertion under any circumstancesIs fingering your asshole where you draw the line??
I'd spank his little Dutch bottom and then make him cook me up some crepes.
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