What would be your death row meal?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So you were gay and a nigger?

A child belittling a male waitress is a good bit and I stand by it.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

A child belittling a male waitress is a good bit and I stand by it.

Niggers think Red Lobster is fine dining, that’s what I was referring to. Let’s be honest here though, you were effeminately calling him pepper boy as you waved with a limp wrist.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Niggers think Red Lobster is fine dining, that’s what I was referring to. Let’s be honest here though, you were effeminately calling him pepper boy as you waved with a limp wrist.

I just really like seafood. If you ever watched Flavor Of Love, you'd know that Flavor Flav takes all his bitches to Red Lobster, and that's a man of wealth and taste.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I just really like seafood. If you ever watched Flavor Of Love, you'd know that Flavor Flav takes all his bitches to Red Lobster, and that's a man of wealth and taste.

He is one of the very few true raconteurs. Fair point, maybe I’m wrong here. Sheeeeeeeiiit.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Imagine having a brutal shit cramp right before they fry you? Fuck that.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Oh, my god i just diarrhea'd like a mothafucka. Okay, I'm back to normal. My last meal I'd definitely make them drop 200 bucks on KFC or maybe Chinese food.

 

[CQ Beans]

 

[Niggerotchi]

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Smells like poopoo and butt grease.

 

[CQ Beans]

Smells like poopoo and butt grease.

You know you’d dive in.

 

[Niggerotchi]

You know you’d dive in.

Shhhhh

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

You know you’d dive in.

With a bib

 

[LiberalPussy]

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!

 

[StlakerFatti]

i posted this question in the NicerPS Discord and chh answered that he would ask for the stool of some pornstar. i think that's a bit forward but i agreed that this is as much a final protest as it is a deviant fetish of his.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

You eat that everyday though

Goddamn dude that's unnecessarily harsh. Line of the day

 

[LiberalPussy]

Goddamn dude that's unnecessarily harsh. Line of the day

Are tendies and mountain due REALLY “Moms cooking”?

 

[JebJoh]

Niggers think Red Lobster is fine dining, that’s what I was referring to. Let’s be honest here though, you were effeminately calling him pepper boy as you waved with a limp wrist.

Funny, one of my kids had a thing about going to Red Lobster and Dallas BBQ, I am guessing he saw a bunch of videos or tiktoks of people going there. I tried to explain to him that it wasn't really a place for us, endless clams or whatever seems to draw a certain crowd.

When I finally broke down and took him there after a Saturday baseball game there was a line out the door and everyone was yelling at each other, people trying to park directly behind us got out of their cars and wound up in a fistfight. After I put out name on the list we went out front and tossed a football around while waiting the 45 min. In 10 minutes there was a knock down drag out fight that started in the lobby and rolled its way out into the parking lot taking women and children with it. By the time the cops got there at least 6 people were actively fighting, 3 kids were hurt and there were extensions and fake nails all over the front parking lot. As soon as the cops got there one pair came up to me and the 2nd pair went over to another family who were sitting in their pickup truck, the fight lasted at least 3 more minutes even with the cops there. The female cop made a joke "I bet if we just start firing into the crowd we wouldn't hit an innocent person"

I still haven't eaten in a Red Lobster since college, but at least my kids have a story and a reason why I won't take them there. Dallas BBQ has a similar clientele but I think all of those customers are church types who take their grandmothers out to eat, never had any issues at BBQ.

I wasn't up front in the action but I know how it started. The poor hostess was seating people based on the list, obviously she had to skip over groups of 12 a few times while getting all the 2 tops and 4 tops filled. The members of the large group started yelling about waiting longer than all of those others and tried to stop a group of 4 from taking their table or some shit. I suspect certain communities lack proper math education.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I thought Red Lobster was like the peak of fine dining when I was a kid. They used to bring around a treasure chest for little kids at the end of your meal and let you pick a toy out of it. And the root beer bottles looked like beer bottles so I could pretend I was getting shitfaced and call the waiter "Pepper Boy".

After the SNL skit as a kid I couldnt stop laughing when some stressed out underpayed waiter asked me for fresh pepper when eating out

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

After the SNL skit as a kid I couldnt stop laughing when some stressed out underpayed waiter asked me for fresh pepper when eating out

When is that sketch supposed to become funny? That was horrible.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

When is that sketch supposed to become funny? That was horrible.

When was dana carvey ever funny. Even waynes world was tame lame shit. I just laugh at these poor bastards who have to carry these fucking dumb oversized pepper mills in restraunts that are so fucking average that they think large pepper mills table side for "fresh pepper" is an illusion of class. Just give me a pepper shaker on the table, fuck. What am I five?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When is that sketch supposed to become funny? That was horrible.

I like when he puts pepper in Chris Elliott's drink.