What would be your death row meal?

[Pussymagnetpat]

For me, it's the munchy box
looks good innit?

no but seriously:

 

[PogromStallone]

Mom's cooking.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Whatever your choice, don't forget that you can get $1 delivery when you order on the app

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Mom's cooking.

You eat that everyday though

 

[Brooke Shields]

some spicy chilli and about 6 laxative milkshakes

 

[Turd Glider]

Chubby’s cheesesteak

 

[NoBacon]

Didn’t they stop doing this after all the outlandish and convoluted requests?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Didn’t they stop doing this after all the outlandish and convoluted requests?

Yeah, the last one in some state (Texas?) ordered a shitload of stuff then didn’t eat anything.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Mom's cooking.

If your mom is dead they can't fulfill your order and you get to live forever.

 

[Nigger Jim]

I think Tim mcveigh only got ice cream

 

[StlakerFatti]

a wedding cake

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Blue cheese dressing out of a middle aged woman's ass.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Chubby’s cheesesteak

DAS DAT DEFF ROW CHOP CHEE?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The real question is do you want to shit as much as possible to make for a tougher clean up or do you want to shit as little as possible and preserve a tiny bit of dignity when you die in front of an audience. I'd want it flowing out of my pant legs. Barbacoa bean bowls. Loaded. Like 10 of them. And lots of egg nog. If it's not in season, fucking make some.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Cyanide. You know, for da bit.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Two fluffernutters and strawberry Nesquik like Cyril from Oz.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What's worse: being executed or eating shitty Red Scorpion skrimps until you die?

 

[DMbA]

Maybe a big Mac

I don't even like the sauce but a big Mac would be nice

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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What's worse: being executed or eating shitty Red Scorpion skrimps until you die?

I thought Red Lobster was like the peak of fine dining when I was a kid. They used to bring around a treasure chest for little kids at the end of your meal and let you pick a toy out of it. And the root beer bottles looked like beer bottles so I could pretend I was getting shitfaced and call the waiter "Pepper Boy".

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I thought Red Lobster was like the peak of fine dining when I was a kid. They used to bring around a treasure chest for little kids at the end of your meal and let you pick a toy out of it. And the root beer bottles looked like beer bottles so I could pretend I was getting shitfaced and call the waiter "Pepper Boy".

So you were gay and a nigger?