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What was the last movie you watched?

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
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I watched this on Starz last night thinking it would be a goofy comedy. Shit was terrible. Not even really a comedy. Richard Jenkins plays some retarded white dude who is about to retire from working at a fast food joint his whole life and has to train this nig who is out on probation for selling drugs. The black kid spends the whole movie bitching about socialism and politics and of course they make it so he's some sort of genius writer who is smart and the white guy is a dumb retard. They even have a subplot about how when Richard Jenkins was in high school a bunch of white kids lynched a black student to hint he's racist. He ends up framing the black kid stole money to get him fired at the end, but he ends up leaving his job and having nothing else in life while the black kid goes on to write for a newspaper. One of the worst fucking movies I've ever seen.

 

RacksDiciprine

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Dog with Channing Tatum. The wife liked the previews so we decided to watch it. Hollywood isnt even fucking trying anymore. The movie isnt funny. It isnt dramatic. It is just there. Couple moments they try to snag cheap laughs. Couple times they try to get dramatic. They try to do all these things but dont succeed at anything.



The movie is Channing Tatum driving a dog to a funeral. In the end he keeps the dog bcuz everything deserves a second chance. The story was shit and I hated every bit of this movie. Furthermore Channing Tatum isnt funny and has the acting range of a mime.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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American Movie. Documentary about a guy from Milwaukee that wants to get funding for a movie so he finishes a horror short film he has been working on for 2 years. Both funny and inspirational as gay as that sounds. Much more successful than that fat fuck in Milwaukee. Before that I watched Windy City Heat for the first time and it watched pretty good.
 

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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Dog with Channing Tatum. The wife liked the previews so we decided to watch it. Hollywood isnt even fucking trying anymore. The movie isnt funny. It isnt dramatic. It is just there. Couple moments they try to snag cheap laughs. Couple times they try to get dramatic. They try to do all these things but dont succeed at anything.



The movie is Channing Tatum driving a dog to a funeral. In the end he keeps the dog bcuz everything deserves a second chance. The story was shit and I hated every bit of this movie. Furthermore Channing Tatum isnt funny and has the acting range of a mime.
I liked the dog, but the movie stunk.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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American Movie. Documentary about a guy from Milwaukee that wants to get funding for a movie so he finishes a horror short film he has been working on for 2 years. Both funny and inspirational as gay as that sounds. Much more successful than that fat fuck in Milwaukee. Before that I watched Windy City Heat for the first time and it watched pretty good.
fuck that movie is so good. Endlessly quotable too
 
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Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is the most recently released movie I’ve seen. I liked it but need to watch it again because Im stupid and didnt realize until the end that it was about the Manson Family. Didnt know who Sharon Tate was, the whole thing just went over my head.
That was the thing with that movie, if you don't know anything about the Manson family shit, it makes no sense at all. I really liked it, though, IMO it was a good old-fashioned white people's movie. And the ending was totally hilarious.
 
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