What videos do you watch first thing in the morning as part of your daily motivation?

[Professor Rape]

God and Satan make a bet to see how much they can test a good man and keep his faith. God kills his family, all his cells and beast, afflicts him with disease. Job begins to question his faith. God comes and tells him to never question him. They argue. Eventually God gives him a bigger family and bigger farm when he proves his faith.

What's the bit about justice though, compared to today?

Btw I've heard women hate that story because his wife gets killed but God's just like "it's okay here's another one".

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

 

[Turk February]

What's the bit about justice though, compared to today?

Btw I've heard women hate that story because his wife gets killed but God's just like "it's okay here's another one".

Well god had the power to ressurect his children and original wife. He had the power to make things right. Instead he compelled the community to give him new shit.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Well god had the power to ressurect his children and original wife. He had the power to make things right. Instead he compelled the community to give him new shit.

So you're saying he got a second better wife?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll never find the GIF again, but I saw it on reddit years ago. It's a painted up elephant in India or something and it's being walked through a crowded street and it attacks this one dude I think is the handler and it basically vaporizes the guy lol. At one point it stands on him and gore's him at the same time and you just see a red mist, then the elephant literally gets down and licks his fucking blood off the ground. I'm not into gore videos but that one was pretty badass.

 

[RobertMewler]

I'll never find the GIF again, but I saw it on reddit years ago. It's a painted up elephant in India or something and it's being walked through a crowded street and it attacks this one dude I think is the handler and it basically vaporizes the guy lol. At one point it stands on him and gore's him at the same time and you just see a red mist, then the elephant literally gets down and licks his fucking blood off the ground. I'm not into gore videos but that one was pretty badass.

I saw one where the elephant literally folded a dude. Kinda wish I could unsee that one.

 

[CQ Beans]

When I grow up I want to be an emissary from Hell just like Spiderman.

What did I just watch?

 

[DMAN]

WE DID IT IN NEW YORK, BABY!!!!!!

 

[johnnynoname]

It’s usually something from one of those Stoic channel


Or, if you want a non-lie answer, a video of a man jerking off