What troll annoys Pig the most?

[guest]

He loves it when you call him a coddled special boy by his quack-therapist mother and weak father and he's repressing homosexual anxiety while trying unsuccessfully to woo trannies on Twitter from his fartcouch under his pink blanket recovering from a hangover all day while real men who weren't cucked by a guy with a bigger cock they autisticly assumed was their best friend are busy raising their own daughters while working real jobs they got with their college degrees and paying taxes to the government he blames for all the wrongs in his life.

Loves it.

 

[Udders]

He loves it when you call him a coddled special boy by his quack-therapist mother and weak father and he's repressing homosexual anxiety while trying unsuccessfully to woo trannies on Twitter from his fartcouch under his pink blanket recovering from a hangover all day while real men who weren't cucked by a guy with a bigger cock they autisticly assumed was their best friend are busy raising their own daughters while working real jobs they got with their college degrees and paying taxes to the government he blames for all the wrongs in his life.

Loves it.

@SpaceEdge Seems like a good text for the reddit guy.

 

[guest]

cucked by a guy with a bigger cock

Understatement of the year. You can fit five of Pat's dicks in the head of Jon's.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

This wouldn't be it, but it's my deepest hope and dream from my heart.

 

[FurBurger]

The worst troll for Pat is his conscience. He knows what he's lied about, and on those rare nights he goes to bed sober I bet it keeps him awake.

 

[guest]

He loves it when you call him a coddled special boy by his quack-therapist mother and weak father and he's repressing homosexual anxiety while trying unsuccessfully to woo trannies on Twitter from his fartcouch under his pink blanket recovering from a hangover all day while real men who weren't cucked by a guy with a bigger cock they autisticly assumed was their best friend are busy raising their own daughters while working real jobs they got with their college degrees and paying taxes to the government he blames for all the wrongs in his life.

Loves it.

Amazing copy pasta. Hope one of the Reddit Rascals sends this to him.

 

[guest]

I was going to say the marathon cheating, but 100% it's being reminded that Jon cucked him, and showing those lappening pics. That's when he started with the threats of prison. That's when everything started to accelerate.