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"My father was a professional gaffer and key grip, child."
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"My father was a professional gaffer and key grip, child."
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Another science channel thing that 20 people are going to watch. Those 20 people being him and 19 of us, who will laugh at how much fatter he has gotten since the last one.
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“Oh camera man child, adjust the lens so it’s facing at a downward angle towards me whilst filming. The last staff didn’t listen to reason and the cyberstalkers had a field day with my scenes because, while I am slim, the camera does add 10 pounds.”
“Uh look man, these things are all pretty standard, the camera is set at-“
“Nyumb nyumb nyumb, sounds like you have peanut butter in your mouth child”
“Uhhh what the fuc-“
“Just position the camera correctly, child. Now I’m off to the craft services table for a pop tart and slice of marmalade pie.”
“Craft services? Look man it’s just me and you hear in your house. Can we just knock this ou-“
“SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!”
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I was just looking at his Twitter feed and in the hour after he posted this picture he Tweeted at the atalkers around 20 times. I guess his day at the office was already over.
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Small update:
It's tiring because you're morbidly obese, stupid.
It's tiring because you're morbidly obese, stupid.
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Oh, I got a feeling there will be a lot of splicing.
Mostly by us.
Mostly by us.
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Last time this happened he ended up with like 14 seconds of screen time. I hope they shelf all of pats footage.
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Anythings tiring when you've got your ass glued to the piss couch 24/7.
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Woah cool it with the film lingo bud or else know one will know what you are talking about!
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Rick: "So, camerachild, what lense do you intend on using? A telephoto to best capture my svelte profile?"
Cameraman: "... I think the wide-angle will be just fine."
Cameraman: "... I think the wide-angle will be just fine."
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Lazy fat fuck, pedophile enabling loser, who abandoned his own kid and got cucked on camera:
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Eight hours to get two minutes of "what is that" "how did that happen" "what in the world"
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He “worked” 8 hours for one day and is all worn out. Normal productive members of society work at least five 8 hour days IN A ROW and don’t bitch as much as he does. What a lazy fat fuck
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The other times he did this didn't it take a couple of days after flying him someplace? its funny he is not even worth flying someplace now
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After Rick submitted his food receipts from the last trip, Science Channel did the math and figured it was cheaper to fly a cameraman and equipment to Milwaukee and film at the hovel than it is to feed Rick for 2 days. He's very fat, you see.
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(((They))) don't pay you or fly you out. Most the time it is free work, and you are paid in catered (COMP'D that most cant afford) food that the other 60 extras get. Believe me MamaNik paid for his other two 10 seconds of air time flight to and motel stay (MamaNik pays for anything that will get the pig out the house even his daily $20 rations at holligans). This is probably his own project his caretaker wife's mother paid for. It is his own bum begging tape for a gofundme to pay his debt. #PAYQUASI fat faggot with #bitchtits
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Is this the half hovel? It looks too clean.