What the hell was this?

[Turk February]

The Author of the original wanted Tomlinson to write parts 4 and 5, too. I wonder if that's still on the table. Pat could use the work. I'd ask him but me and Patrick aren't on speaking terms on twitter.

 

[RobertMewler]

The Author of the original wanted Tomlinson to write parts 4 and 5, too. I wonder if that's still on the table. Pat could use the work. I'd ask him but me and Patrick aren't on speaking terms on twitter.

You could ask the other author.

 

[Honoria]

I found a copy of it on Reddit a while back and skimmed through, it's incredibly boring but there's constant references to a pig which is funny - I was going to actually read it but I cannot stress how boring it is. If you have Kindle Unlimited I think you can get it for free.

I love how Pat killed the series dead.

 

[CruisinColin]

The real life Garth Marenghi books, "written" by a man who doesn't even exist, are much better books than Tomlinson.

Hear that, Pat? A fictional character has written a solid story before you have.

I'm sure you're a fan just for this deleted scene alone...

"She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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Some kind of lesbian erotica for dorks? It looks like he tried to make sexy Gauntlet Legends fan fiction. Seems very out of place next to his Space Chili's trilogy. And why did he only write the third one? It's like one of those bad direct to video sequels from the 90's. So weird and dumb.

Also, some funny synchronicities in the Google search results:
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A guy named Patrick Tomlinson that works with traumatized kids (instead of giving them the SFWA treatment), a guy named Patrick R. Tomlinson that works for Mullen Law Firm, Rick featured on a series called "Eating Authors"
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The book being in the Children's section, child, and the protagonist being named "Kella Cun". Weird, wild stuff.

It’s like he was created for this place to make fun of lol