What the hell was this?

[guest]

Some kind of lesbian erotica for dorks? It looks like he tried to make sexy Gauntlet Legends fan fiction. Seems very out of place next to his Space Chili's trilogy. And why did he only write the third one? It's like one of those bad direct to video sequels from the 90's. So weird and dumb.

Also, some funny synchronicities in the Google search results:

A guy named Patrick Tomlinson that works with traumatized kids (instead of giving them the SFWA treatment), a guy named Patrick R. Tomlinson that works for Mullen Law Firm, Rick featured on a series called "Eating Authors"

The book being in the Children's section, child, and the protagonist being named "Kella Cun". Weird, wild stuff.

 

[Clint Ruin]

This is where he started writing him animal kink. Think this originally got found 3-4 years ago now? Anyways, Furry shit is just one of the things he's.... into.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I dunno but I bought it as a goof to make a review post here, and during that time I just had it sitting out in the open.
My dad visits one day, and he had to have seen it. Now any time he sees me reading a book I can only assume he thinks it's some gay fantasy smut.

I just hope to God he didn't see the authors name and thinks I'm a fan of Patrick Tomlinson

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Read The Crimson Pact 1,2,3, Pat writes about preteen's in sexual situations

 

[Clint Ruin]

My dad visits one day, and he had to have seen it.

I just hope to God he didn't see the authors name and thinks I'm a fan of Patrick Tomlinson

I'd rather my son work at a whorehouse than be a fan of Tomlinson.

 

[DanFielding]

That second name destroyed my ribs.

 

[guest]

I dunno but I bought it as a goof to make a review post here, and during that time I just had it sitting out in the open.
My dad visits one day, and he had to have seen it. Now any time he sees me reading a book I can only assume he thinks it's some gay fantasy smut.

I just hope to God he didn't see the authors name and thinks I'm a fan of Patrick Tomlinson

Did you ever post the review?

 

[SFWA liaison]

a furry warewolf erotica anthology Pat contributed to

he's a furry

 

[guest]

a furry warewolf erotica anthology Pat contributed to

he's a furry

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[N64 Cube]

Not good ️

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Am I remembering wrong or has he mentioned being into catgirls or bunnygirls or something like that

 

[Professor Rape]

Am I remembering wrong or has he mentioned being into catgirls or bunnygirls or something like that

He "likes girls in cat costumes" which is why niki always wears her sunglasses on top of her head, because it looks like cat ears. Disturbing i know.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

He "likes girls in cat costumes" which is why niki always wears her sunglasses on top of her head, because it looks like cat ears. Disturbing i know.

Niki is a bit of an alley cat

 

[guest]

I'm pretty sure this is also the book he's holding up in the infamous naked behind a plant picture (which again, why?). Although I'm not about to have "Patrick Tomlinson nude" in my search history to confirm. What a complete weirdo.

 

[Professor Rape]

I'm pretty sure this is also the book he's holding up in the infamous naked behind a plant picture (which again, why?). Although I'm not about to have "Patrick Tomlinson nude" in my search history to confirm. What a complete weirdo.

I want to know the context of that plant pic too but nobody knows. Everyone seems happy with the explanation of "because hes deranged" but i wanna know why more specifically. What was the caption when he uploaded that?

 

[Professor Rape]

He also posts weird sexual shit about his cat a lot, including "jokes" about literally fucking cats. That needs to be a more known thing about pat. CWC should do an episode on it.

 

[goo gobbler]

i think that gig came from his second better friend shane moore who threw him a bone and is probably responsible for pat having a writing career at all

but i don't think they're friends anymore because shane is a ultra conservative that tweets favorably about trump and against drag queen story hours and such. he's also an actual mead head and a 'stealthy geek' that is into tabletop rpgs and gay shit like that not just disney+

 

[fricklefrackle]

He "likes girls in cat costumes" which is why niki always wears her sunglasses on top of her head, because it looks like cat ears. Disturbing i know.

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[ミスタースパーコル]

I want to know the context of that plant pic too but nobody knows. Everyone seems happy with the explanation of "because hes deranged" but i wanna know why more specifically. What was the caption when he uploaded that?

Pat thinks he looks good so at least a kernel of why he did that was to show off.

 

[UnPRePared]

The real life Garth Marenghi books, "written" by a man who doesn't even exist, are much better books than Tomlinson.

Hear that, Pat? A fictional character has written a solid story before you have.

I'm sure you're a fan just for this deleted scene alone...