What the fuck

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A vicious cycle is you get horny enough to fuck your disgusting fridge wife. Wonder how many cocks she rode in the backs of cars and in dingy apartments before she landed the big prize of a guy with a used mustang at a brewers game. Definitely more than all the women you pretend to have fucked.

“Too prickly” because she’s not attracted to him. She has to get drunk just to tolerate his stupid ass. They don’t even live on the same floor.

 

[guest]

Seriously though, is "breaking in" jeans a thing? As far as I can tell you buy shit that fits and you wash them, they're not leather boots.

He probably wears cheap, shitty jeans and thinks that you have to "break them in" before they're comfortable.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Wrong as always, atalker. That’s him at his hottest.

Pig couldn’t be hot if he doused himself with Gasoline and lit a match in Death Valley.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Look at those bowed legs hahaha if he straightened them, he'd be 6 foot 4 at least

 

[Sputnik]

If you don't buy $27 jeans they don't need to "break in" also you forgot to mention the shirt would be "ill fitting."

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Wrong as always, atalker. That’s him at his hottest.

Aka my wife likes my facial hair because it hides my disgusting fish lips.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Guys, he’s a retard who drools on himself l, and says it was the rain. Despite it being bright and sunny out. Being able to dress himself is pretty good.

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

View attachment 49415Look at how autistic he is that he has to point out his “screen-print” t-shirt. Patrick, they don’t sell screen prints at target, you bum.

Nice retard slip on sketchers, you lazy slob.

Wow a Ford Mustang shirt? I think a Ford mustang is like one of those cool cars or something? Too scary for me, he’s obviously a cool masculine man.. but also he must be kind of nerdy too? AND an ally? Wow he’s the whole package

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wow a Ford Mustang shirt? I think a Ford mustang is like one of those cool cars or something? Too scary for me, he’s obviously a cool masculine man.. but also he must be kind of nerdy too? AND an ally? Wow he’s the whole package

Its a car guy thing. You wouldnt understand.

 

[guest]

Why is he so obsessed with 4 cylinder mustangs

 

[N64 Cube]

Of course his shoes are “slip-on”. He’s too lazy to tie his shoes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Of course his shoes are “slip-on”. He’s too lazy to tie his shoes

His shoes have always been $50 bargain bin junk. Probably paid more for his sandals.

 

[Phish]

Of course his shoes are “slip-on”. He’s too lazy to tie his shoes

Hes like Joe. Cant bend over to tie his own shoes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hes like Joe. Cant bend over to tie his own shoes

Think he makes noises when he sits down and stands up?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

His shoes have always been $50 bargain bin junk. Probably paid more for his sandals.

I'll say! Did you know they have bottle openers in the soles?

 

[Guinness525]

He thinks people will read this, envision him in his tacky, Olive Garden ass getup and nod approvingly with like a half smile.

“Oh, Patrick. Never change, you casual cool guy, you!”

No. Your clothes look cheap and you’re fatter than average. Cocksucker.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Of course his shoes are “slip-on”. He’s too lazy to tie his shoes

He has a special type of obesity where even his feet get fatter

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'll say! Did you know they have bottle openers in the soles?

They were all the rage in the summer of 2007.

 

[guest]

Owning slip on sketchers should be punishable by death unless you’re an actual retard so he may meet the qualifications in that case.

People wearing slip on sneakers with sweatpants in public disgust me though. Retarded or not. They’ve given up on life, stop being a drain on society and just commit suicide already.