What the fuck

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Look at how autistic he is that he has to point out his “screen-print” t-shirt. Patrick, they don’t sell screen prints at target, you bum.

Nice retard slip on sketchers, you lazy slob.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"I don't own any sneakers, stlaker." - Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[BillKlacks]

Nice boomer outfit, stupid.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nice boomer outfit, stupid.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Slip on Sketchers you say? I feel like I've seen those in a night vision video where some fat, left handed stlaker prepares to vandalize a scooter.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

When he says "broke-in blue-jeans," does that mean he's shit himself in them already or broke because he doesn't work?

 

[guest]

When he says "broke-in blue-jeans," does that mean he's shit himself in them already or broke because he doesn't work?

Seriously though, is "breaking in" jeans a thing? As far as I can tell you buy shit that fits and you wash them, they're not leather boots.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

When he says "broke-in blue-jeans," does that mean he's shit himself in them already or broke because he doesn't work?

Whatever face he thinks he’s making is not even close to reality. What a delusional fuck. Seriously should not own guns

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Seriously though, is "breaking in" jeans a thing? As far as I can tell you buy shit that fits and you wash them, they're not leather boots.

He means he broke all the seams from being too fat

 

[guest]

Reminder: Patrick S. Tomlinson does not wear underwear

 

[guest]

Reminder: Patrick S. Tomlinson does not wear underwear

There are many questions about this eccentric retard that demand answers from his followers and this was not one of them. Please delete this post and issue an apology thread.
-wifebeater
My name is a reference to the undershirt, dan.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He owns multiple shirts with the mustang logo on it because he wants everyone know to he likes cars. He’s a retarded 42 year old man.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Nice-use-of-hyphens-stupid.

 

[Spraggy]

Sometimes walk by the Sketchers store and think ‘what kind of loser actually wears though’. This fucking dork actually thinks they’re cool

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

Of course he wears sketchers,faggot

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Slip on sneakers? He’s one step away from Velcro because he’s a retarded 42 year old. Him wearing mustang shirts is just as cringe as young men under 21 wearing shirts with beer logos. He is the most insecure man alive “I must wear mustang shirts so everybody knows I’m a car guy that likes mustang because that will mean I’m cool!”

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Whatever face he thinks he’s making is not even close to reality. What a delusional fuck. Seriously should not own guns

Wrong as always, stlaker. That’s him at his hottest.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wrong as always, atalker. That’s him at his hottest.

He might be the worlds biggest creep. He truly believes he is the worlds most handsome man even though only 2 woman have ever slept with him. Explains why he has so much anger towards women, he’s been getting rejected his whole life and he doesn’t understand since in his mind he’s so handsome, smart, strong, and manly. Doctors really need to study him, he’s beyond mentally ill.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Is Pat trying to get a Kohls sponsor?

 

[guest]

Wrong as always, atalker. That’s him at his hottest.

A vicious cycle is you get horny enough to fuck your disgusting fridge wife. Wonder how many cocks she rode in the backs of cars and in dingy apartments before she landed the big prize of a guy with a used mustang at a brewers game. Definitely more than all the women you pretend to have fucked.