What the fuck is on Netflix that is worth the subscription?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I keep it because my parents use it. That's it. I can't even remember the last time I got into anything on Netflix or even fired it up unless a woman is putting it on. Wait, yes I do, that movie with the hand that makes the abbo girl see dead people. Aside from that, the last movie I watched on there was some shit where a fag with a monkey gives a serial killer a ride and it was very literally one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Outstandingly shitty.

Comedy specials? Stand up comedy is profoundly fucking gay and I'm ashamed I ever liked it. I don't even think that's OnA negativity influencing that either, stand up is retarded and largely unfunny.

Are there any shows worth watching? I watched the Shane Gillis indie youtube show and one with a kid with antlers or some shit. I can't pay any attention to it.

The best streaming service by far is Tubi and it's fucking free.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Pluto TV is also great and free

Netflix is over expensive for what it is.

The one piece live action was fun nonsense, but that's all I can think of

 

[TorpidSloth]

Every streaming service I pay for, except for Max and YouTube Premium, are 100% for my kids and missus. Netflix, Disney+, PrimeVideo...I almost never watch them. Max I rarely watch, but there are some good shows on there. YT Premium is worth it just for ad free for me. Could obviously do an ad blocker but 10 bucks a month or whatever is easier.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Does Nigflix even have "real" movies anymore?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

All the Bollywood movies you could ever want

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

All the Bollywood movies you could ever want

My mom doesn't understand the recommendation algorithm at all and that she actually has to "like" stuff she likes so half the time when I go over there she's watching some dubbed Indian, Spanish or Korean shit that she can't possibly actually like.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Mind hunter is fantastic so they canceled it.
What's that movie with the abbo and the hand called?
I get Netflix for free with my phone plan

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

When you can press two more buttons and go to the web browser app and watch anything for free, I'm not sure what the point of any of these things are. I Think You Should Leave is all they got and that only comes out like every two years or something.
JEERS

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mind hunter is fantastic so they canceled it.
What's that movie with the abbo and the hand called?
I get Netflix for free with my phone plan

Mind Hunter did rule. I think the abbo hand one was called Talk To Me.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Mind Hunter did rule. I think the abbo hand one was called Talk To Me.

Tyfys

 

[DMbA]

Does Nigflix even have "real" movies anymore?

Evangelion 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time but that's on Amazon prime

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Books, blank typing paper, old CD's, a stack of blank DVD's, and decent internet for gaming and occasional... research is all anyone needs to stay sane.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Mind Hunter did rule. I think the abbo hand one was called Talk To Me.

I never watched it, I was annoyed it lured Jason Hill away from his actual musical priorities.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Tyfys

I also liked the Candyman remake and there's another horror movie about African refugees living in England called His House that is PFG. Apparently the ony memorable things on Netflix are Mind Hunter, I Think You Should Leave and a bunch of heavy-handed horror movies about darkies.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I also liked the Candyman remake and there's another horror movie about African refugees living in England called His House that is PFG. Apparently the ony memorable things on Netflix are Mind Hunter, I Think You Should Leave and a bunch of heavy-handed horror movies about darkies.

A horror movie called His House about African refugees?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Grey’s Anatomy, the Mario movie and the Troll’s movie if you’re in my house.

 

[johnnynoname]

my kids and missus.

come on, man...stop this

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Grey’s Anatomy, the Mario movie and the Troll’s movie if you’re in my house.

You know what? I have seen that Mario movie and was baffled why none of them even did the fucking voices except Jack Black.

 

[Jenna]

Wednesday, obviously. It's the most watched first season in the streaming era for a reason (Jenna Ortega).

I really like most documentaries, even though there are some stinkers like the Malaysian Plane one. WW2 in Color is great, the Cold War one is very informative, and I liked the 9/11 and Boston Bombing ones as well.

The true crime ones are usually good too if you don't know the case, I watched the Murdaugh one knowing absolutely nothing and what a goddamn ride that was.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wednesday, obviously. It's the most watched first season in the streaming era for a reason (Jenna Ortega).

I really like most documentaries, even though there are some stinkers like the Malaysian Plane one. WW2 in Color is great, the Cold War one is very informative, and I liked the 9/11 and Boston Bombing ones as well.

The true crime ones are usually good too if you don't know the case, I watched the Murdaugh one knowing absolutely nothing and what a goddamn ride that was.

Actually, good call on the documentrees. I used to put on Our Planet on mute in the background all the time just because it's pretty.