What shitty presents did you get this year?

[RaggotFetard]

Every year, my mom asks my younger brother and I for a list of what we want for Christmas. My brother always gives her his and gets most of it. I never bothered because I’m a grown man with a good job and buy myself what I want. This year, I finally forced myself to think of something and gave her a list of 3 different Cubs jackets I was thinking of buying and even sent her the links/sizes with plenty of time in advance and she ended up getting me a $150 Visa gift card. It’s like, hello mom? Why even ask me? Ammirite fellas?

Whatever tho, I make my own money and prefer to spoil her, instead. She raised us on her own and I get WAY more satisfaction in buying her nice things. I don’t need prezzies like a welfare-leech, layabout, Tomlinson.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I legit cannot complain this year. My girl got me a smoker and her mom got me all of the accessories for it. My dad got me a drivable cover for the golf cart and his wife’s parents gave me cash.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Eggs.

 

[medium wyzzz]

mostly clothes and stuff.
I thought they were all fine.