What shitty presents did you get this year?

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I got a pair of towels from my brother in law. Fuckin tight arse got me some Aldi towels. He can go fuck himself next time he wants a hand.

What bullshit, lack of thought, cheap assed present pissed you off this year?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I got the classic toothbrush, floss, pack of gum package

 

[guest]

I got the classic toothbrush, floss, pack of gum package

aren't you knocking tin now? give me a p.o. box.. ill ship out kneepads, a carton of reds, and a kilo of black rifle coffee.
#bluecollar #hardwork #oldschool

 

[guest]

A gay friend of mine gave me a shitty ashtray and a box of matches from a club where we used to hang out a lot.

 

[bantadant]

I got a sous vide cooker because I'm a faggot who likes to cook, but the shitty part was that it was broken

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

My sister got me an air fryer with a cookbook.

I didn't even say thank you, just asked for the receipt to send it back.

It's great shit why the hate

 

[guest]

It's great shit why the hate

I love my airfryer. Boom, you throw in your vegetables. Boom, you throw in your meat. Boom you throw in your potatoes. Boom you got yourself a nice meal, dude!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It's great shit why the hate

You can make your dino tendies a crispy golden-brown in less than ten minutes!

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

You can make your dino tendies a crispy golden-brown in less than ten minutes!

No oil too it's almost as good as a microwave

 

[Fat little piggy]

No oil too it's almost as good as a microwave

Makes the best french fries. I'm all in with the air fryer

 

[Jenna]

You know those fancy liberal sock companies that are all "for every pair you buy, we donate a pair to a needy cause"?

Apparently that "needy cause" is me getting free charity socks for Christmas instead of something you need to spend money on.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I got the classic toothbrush, floss, pack of gum package

someone giving you a hint?

My mum did that a few years back

 

[guest]

Some winking eye stickers for the mirrors on my car. Thanks ma, just what I needed. Luckily they're in a tiny little package that I can credibly claim went missing in the massive pile of toys my kids got. Probably got scooped up in all the other packaging and thrown out, y'know?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Not opening most of my prezzies (lol) till tomorrow; left my meds in [redacted city], just managed christmas dinner then had to make excuses (said one of my alarms had gone-off), had to spend ridiculous amount on car service

 

[aRTie02150]

I didn't get a thing. Lol

 

[LingerLonger]

When I was young I got a Sega Genesis controller when I owned a SNES from my grandparents. 20 years later I was moving boxes from my parents' house and I found a box with filled SNES games, a first generation SNES model, a bunch of SNES controllers, and one single Sega Genesis controller opened with the cord wrapped around it. I still have the Genesis controller on my shelf of old controllers.

 

[aRTie02150]

When I was young I got a Sega Genesis controller when I owned a SNES from my grandparents. 20 years later I was moving boxes from my parents' house and I found a box with filled SNES games, a first generation SNES model, a bunch of SNES controllers, and one single Sega Genesis controller opened with the cord wrapped around it. I still have the Genesis controller on my shelf of old controllers.

I hate to sound like a Reddit Faggot, but that's wholesome.

 

[Fat little piggy]

I didn't get a thing. Lol

Take some ribs from your friend Fat Little Piggy. Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I didn't get a thing. Lol

This sucks Artie, you need to motherfuck everyone in your circle.

 

[aRTie02150]

This sucks Artie, you need to motherfuck everyone in your circle.

I'm so used to it that it doesn't even bother me.