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I get the need for promoting something but there's a difference between calling attention to a product or service and highlighting the benefits of it vs. this Edward Bernays fantasy world bullshit that's just noise and distraction instead of having anything to do with what's being sold. Car commercials or ones for a/c repair or whatever don't really bother me. It's the stuff like the shoehorned diversity or the lame jokes or the stupid celebrity endorsements that are completely meaningless. It's just nonsense.I don't like people in these fields but I understand the need.
If you have the best product ever that you've designed, if no one knows about it, you're not going to sell. It fucking sucks that we're like this as humans. Just sign into Youtube under a private browser and see what the default user sees. It's like this because it's what people click and that means money.
Hiring one good marketing guy can literally mean the difference between your company succeeding or failing and you going broke.
You're right but I think I am too. Every fucking YouTube vid thumbnail has a soyface dude or an arrow pointing to something in a circle. It's because people click on it.And I disagree with the Youtube comment. The shit on the front page is artificially inflated, just like everything else these tech companies get their hands on. "Curated" search results where things are hidden, etc. Never heard one person young or old in real life bring up that Mr. Beast guy, other than to say what a faggot he is. It's not a meritocracy where the people are demanding to see some clickbait queer soyfacing every video. It's controlled like every other form of media.
Thanks for reminding me about this one. These people are way overdue for a culling. They serve almost no purpose at all now with the internet around and housing contracts being entirely fill in the blank forms. 6%? Go fuck yourself.Real Estate Agents. I found the place I bought and they get a cut?
The biggest not-so-closeted white supremecist at my high school became a cop, and he's the only one I'm aware that became one. He ended up having to take a job on the other side of the country because he assualted his ex-girlfriend, which put him on the radar of a bunch of local departments. He also worked as a corrections officer for a bit.Police. Every kid I grew up with that entered the police force was a troubled piece of shit. So many microdick faggots who get a hard-on wearing their badge and gun. Some of them are good but the vast majority are arrogant cocksuckers who think they’re above the law. NYPD is the textbook definition of a gang.
I also love seeing people with “pro-second amendment” stickers right next to their “back the blue” stickers on their cars. Pick a side, you bootlicking faggots. That “back the blue” sticker ain’t gonna do shit for you when the blue comes to confiscate your guns.
I respect sales in that it's the hardest job and the most important job. Cold calling and always being under pressure to hit a number might as well be torture in my book, and I appreciate anyone who has the skill set to keep up with it."Sales" anything
WWAWD people who just give up a YouTube search if what they're looking for doesn't automatically fill in as they're typing it.You're right but I think I am too. Every fucking YouTube vid thumbnail has a soyface dude or an arrow pointing to something in a circle. It's because people click on it.
I could go to the default youtube page and click on nothing.
Most people go to the default youtube page and say to themselves, "This looks interesting." Even though it's curated.
Without curation, every forum on the 'net would be so far to the right that grandmothers would be posting on facebook about maybe it's time to actually start lynching again. So they curate to the lowest common denominator most of the time and it pushes smarter people away. I hope this is ultimately a mistake for them.
I was buying beer before golfing over the weekend and a girl probably about 5 years old says, “daddy they have Mr. Beast (candy) bars.” His response was, “I don’t know what that means.”Never heard one person young or old in real life bring up that Mr. Beast guy, other than to say what a faggot he is.
Didn't know Florentine had a daughter. What is she, FIVE?I was buying beer before golfing over the weekend and a girl probably about 5 years old says, “daddy they have Mr. Beast (candy) bars.” His response was, “I don’t know what that means.”
I'm sure some of them are great, just like most of the other professions listed here. But in my office days before WFH they would swan about trying to show off because they assumed incorrectly that they made more money than everyone else and that they could get a job anywhere. In reality they made less than the engineers and they mostly had jobs because they were mates with the boss.I respect sales in that it's the hardest job and the most important job. Cold calling and always being under pressure to hit a number might as well be torture in my book, and I appreciate anyone who has the skill set to keep up with it.
However, sales is not the most intellectually tasking job, and there are definitely some successful sales professionals who became way too arrogant and have overreaching egos because they're raking in the dough.
Yes, you're both right.You're right but I think I am too.
I can't tell you how much I hate this cunt from his face alone. Never seen his vids or heard him speak and only have a vague idea about what he does. I'm sure most people consider it harmless entertainment, but it sounds insidious as fuck to me and he looks like a twat who treats everyone like shit in real life.Mr. Beast
I would probably strangle that person in real life. I would want to anyway. My body tensed up just reading this.WWAWD people who just give up a YouTube search if what they're looking for doesn't automatically fill in as they're typing it.
I had to shout at someone to just type a specific thing into the search field recently instead of relying on auto suggestion.
Opie and Anthony. A stupid shock radio show. Broke more news stories and did more hard hitting interviews in ten years on XM and Sirius. Than literally all other news media combined. They also questioned repeatedly why the 'news' would hyper focus on completely vapid and worthless stories like the Mel Gibson tapes or the chimp attack lady. As if chimps (ring the bell) might randomly tear down your doors and rip the faces of the your entire family off when you are having dinner. "Could it happen in your neighborhood?".Journalists
I'm not even being edgy here. We don't need them. They're not just obsolete, they're worse than obsolete, they're just a propaganda arm of the establishment (or the democratic party in the US, which is the same thing).
If I need to know what's going on in the world, I can communicate with eye witnesses using modern technology. I don't need a middle man. I *especially* don't need a middle man pushing leftist propaganda.
This wasn't some boomer either. Someone in their early 20s.I would probably strangle that person in real life. I would want to anyway. My body tensed up just reading this.
"You have a brain! Don't let the robot control you, fucktard!" I'd scream it.
I didn't know this type of person existed.
IT workers. I've never met one with any social intelligence.
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