What names did you use for today's Zoom call?

[TorqueWheeler]

Canyon Boykin

 

[Judge Schulman]

Judge Schulman.

 

[Snake]

Could you believe that? You're sitting here patposting and one week later you're in jail!?

Some people out there are stuffing themselves.

 

[Snake]

What I always use and I'm not about to stop now.

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gets me every time

From traffic court.

 

[Tortfeasor]

This is a fuckin honeypot. I ain't tellin you shit.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I dont want to wag my finger, but the rapscalions raising their hands today were making me anxious. I just didnt want it to spiral out and get the judge not grant sanctions.

Damage control should've been Mayr's play the entire hearing IMO. Maybe it's because the SFWA are his 'real' employers, and he preventing sanctions was secondary?

 

[guest]

This is a fuckin honeypot. I ain't tellin you shit.

Awww sugar, you so sweet. You can Winnie the Pooh my honeypot anyday

 

[It’s Meboe]

captain_leiah_kamala

 

[guest]

Nigfartsin puss

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

If I could get the goddamn zoom to work, it would have been Ike K. “Rocket” Rosenthal

dear lord I miss that man

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

First Name Last Name. I forgot to add Esq. to the end. Sucked.

 

[BudDickman]

Some people out there are stuffing themselves.

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Is that picture of his face from that stupid talking head show he does? He looks as bad as he does in that marathon picture where he's wearing a mustang sweater, but here he's just sitting.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Dennis Miller.

"This Rick guy sure is something. He's like Rod Serling meets Dom DeLuise, nyeeah"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nobody did Annabelle Snyder?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Phatpat Bapspbt (I think that's how I spelt it)

 

[guest]

Jonathan Pringle

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Steve Carlesi

 

[guest]

I wasn’t there but this guy I saw post on Reddit, William H. Tetley, Esq. is always at the hearings. He even got to sit in the lawyer room at the first CA hearing.