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I grow Joe Dirt facial hair so I feel like I'd be wasting their time and my money.Go to a barber and get a real shave. You'll thank me later.
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I grow Joe Dirt facial hair so I feel like I'd be wasting their time and my money.Go to a barber and get a real shave. You'll thank me later.
That's like saying my back is to hairy to get a massage.I grow Joe Dirt facial hair so I feel like I'd be wasting their time and my money.
That's why I keep clean shaven. I think it's hilarious seeing anyone with any sort of mustache/goatee that doesn't connect or little patches on the cheeks. Like, you didn't style a goatee into your face and it's not fooling anyone, dummy. That's just all that grows in and it looks fucking stupid and slovenly. Like Tony Hinchcliffe's Errol Flynn gay guy goatee. That's just the closest he can get to a beard.Unlike most of you twinks I can actually grow a beard, so I just use a whatever Gillette thing for the top of my cheeks and my neck. Works fine, don't even bother with shaving cream.
Until they try to talk to me.Go to a barber and get a real shave. You'll thank me later.
Bathhouse.I’m a member at a day spa
That sounds insane. But if it works I'll try it.WWAWD burning q-tips for ear- and nosehairs?
ask for it with turk(ish) barbers if you can find someThat sounds insane. But if it works I'll try it.
Safety razors have a guard over the edge of the razor making it harder to cut yourself but also harder to get a completely smooth shave. Straight razor is basically an unprotected blade that you go right at your face with and only should be used by a barber unless you are really practiced. In order to get a fully smooth shave with a safety razor you need to shave your face in two or three directions or shave your face twice in a row.What's the difference between a safety and a straight razor?
I'd figure safety is more gay but you homos are loving it. Oh okay nvm
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