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What Jungian archetype is the man who stands in the bathroom after his daughter has been for a shit so he can enjoy the aroma of carnivore farts?

Pussymagnetpat

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I just love farting on white guys faces. $1000 a pop. Whites are obviously superior and can afford hot black girl farts. I need a big white dick in my black pussy so bad.

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Well, darling, “Scat play”, the most unspeakable of fetishes, exists at the crossroads of human daring and deep discomfort, where our evolutionary aversion to filth meets a peculiar form of erotic rebellion. Liquor, of course, often plays a starring role in these escapades, as it has a remarkable knack for lowering inhibitions and convincing even the most prudish among us that tonight is the night to rewrite societal norms. Johnny walker black, anyone? What begins as a lighthearted toast to “adventure” can, under the right—or perhaps wrong—circumstances, spiral into an experiment in plumbing both the literal and metaphorical depths of human intimacy. One can’t help but wonder: is this an act of liberation, or merely the absurd apex of bad decisions fueled by the finest scotch known to man? Either way, the erotic fixation on human excrement remains an enduring testament to humanity’s unparalleled capacity to turn even our basest biological functions into fodder for existential reflection—and, occasionally, regrettable anecdotes.


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CuntFucker

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It's not a question how many farts there are in a room, it's really about where those farts come from... right? Did they come from a hot girl? We all know inside of us that we'd rather be surrounded by hot girls and their gasses, right? Imagine this scenario. You're in a restaurant. Who has a right to sniff a fart in a scenario like this? Imagine 50% of the girls in their are hot girls. Do we go down the path of scientifically ensuring that all the hot girl farts get to their partner's noses? Or do we take more drastic action by segregating hot girls and ugly girls in society before that's technologically possible? We have to think about these things if we want a fair society, right? I mean who knows what could happen if we continue to waste hot girl farts at this rate into the atmosphere, and they continue to mix with ugly girl farts...

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CuntFucker

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FOOD, alright?

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TRY THE WINE!

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Thank you, sir....


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MY WIFE!
Used to do everything for me, and leave me to my writing. We used to dine on steak with no vegetables, and I would enjoy her divine farts while I would write.... Not a sound in the room but the occasional girly fart. She didn't fart like a women, more like a shy, innocent girl....


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y-your wife, sir?... Is she away?

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NO! SHE'S DEAD!!!

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Stent

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It's not a question how many farts there are in a room, it's really about where those farts come from... right? Did they come from a hot girl? We all know inside of us that we'd rather be surrounded by hot girls and their gasses, right? Imagine this scenario. You're in a restaurant. Who has a right to sniff a fart in a scenario like this? Imagine 50% of the girls in their are hot girls. Do we go down the path of scientifically ensuring that all the hot girl farts get to their partner's noses? Or do we take more drastic action by segregating hot girls and ugly girls in society before that's technologically possible? We have to think about these things if we want a fair society, right? I mean who knows what could happen if we continue to waste hot girl farts at this rate into the atmosphere, and they continue to mix with ugly girl farts...

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Sam Harris is so smart he remembers how many jews paid him to not discuss the holocaust. Yeah, Sam Harris is in the pockets of Israel. Surprising stuff. You ever spent hours just running around like a rat in a maze for your boss, then noticed how much of your taxes are spent on defending against people who would never want to come to this country? Sam Harris wants you to forget about meat farts. Your life is solely for defending Israel. I tried to be a guy. A guy who was a faggot. Running around in a maze. Now I don't care and I can pursue the stinky little protein emissions from Mikhaela Peterson's ass. I signed up for the Peterson Academy just to have contact with Mikhaela on her course on eating meat. A lot of scholastic benefit in that. Best $500 I spent of your money.

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