What is your most pathetic ex that you know of?

[SmellenShoehorn]

fucked once. would have been twice, but he couldn't get it up the first time and kept running to the bathroom to beat the shit out of it only for it to deflate. second time neither of us finished, in the middle of it he just said he'd had enough and wanted to go to sleep. had as much of a soyboy voice as is possible for a dark skinned brother to have.

Give him a limited release Funko Pop and a Nintendo Switch and his dick will be hard enough to cut glass

 

[FFWBTdad]

A girl I dated in my youth is now morbidly obese and does Star Wars cosplay.

A girl I dated was the featured "victim" on an episode of that youtube stlaker series Fatrick was on. Ironically enough, even tho she was hot and pretty cool at first she became weirdly obsessive and basically stalked me for over a year after I told her I wasn't looking for anything serious.... she would send "gifts" all the time to my house and constantly call and text me, when I wouldn't respond she'd text or facebook my family saying she was worried about me... then she'd call me again and say my family is worried about me because i'm not responding.... She claimed this weirdo was stalking her and a couple other celebrity women... So she then told the internet, and someone decided she needed to be on a bunch of talk shows....

 

[FFWBTdad]

Eskimo Brothers with Steve Phillips

that chick ruined his life... I remember that!.... He got fired from ESPN when this went down.That same week I sat next to him on a plane from LA to NYC. He looked like he was hating life and if i remember correctly was drinking vodka's the entire flight.... she looks like she'd be a freak who'd let you do anything to her....so how was she?

 

[RobertMewler]

that chick ruined his life... I remember that!.... He got fired from ESPN when this went down.That same week I sat next to him on a plane from LA to NYC. He looked like he was hating life and if i remember correctly was drinking vodka's the entire flight.... she looks like she'd be a freak who'd let you do anything to her....so how was she?

Did you do that drawing of Pat in your avatar? It's beautiful.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Eskimo Brothers with Steve Phillips

She looks like a fucking hobbit, gross.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'm the issue and it's whatever.

Sniff

 

[FFWBTdad]

Did you do that drawing of Pat in your avatar? It's beautiful.

thanks man, I was messing around with my apple pencil, first time i really used it.... I will do many more Fat portraits

 

[aRTie02150]

thanks man, I was messing around with my apple pencil, first time i really used it.... I will do many more Fat portraits

Can you draw MC Serch putting us on? I'll do a doodle for you as well. Mine are of poor quality but are detailed in where it matters.

 

[FFWBTdad]

aye yo dis is not a game peepo! mean whachu say and say whachu do, keep yo mind on yo money and you money on da coat hanger... yeah i'll do it

 

[N64 Cube]

Dated a girl in college that was working a a pharmacy tech at Walgreens. She was going places. We broke up because I moved. Boyfriend after me was a druggie and convinced her to swipe some shit out of the pharmacy. Allegedly adderall xr and oxys. Got caught, fired, bf dumped her, ended up homeless.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

aye yo dis is not a game peepo! mean whachu say and say whachu do, keep yo mind on yo money and you money on da coat hanger... yeah i'll do it

did you mean not to change to your alt

 

[ThatsTheBestThough]

A girl I dated in my youth is now morbidly obese and does Star Wars cosplay.

If you ever dated someone like that, I’m having a hard time believing that was not either a) you’re only gf or b) the rest were also of this poor stock.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

It's kind of a toss up between a chick I briefly dated who dropped out of college, gained at least 300 pounds and grew whiskers, or the one who got her life back on track after rehab, had a kid, was engaged to a moderately successful dude after two years, just to start stabbing herself with heroin again and eventually relapse and OD on Fentanyl all in the course of a week and a half.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

My first GF became a pill-popper, then a stripper, then a junkie prostitute. Then she married a way older PR guy on disability for a "bad back" and cranked out three kids, one of them a tard baby. She also got a huge, ridiculous set of bolt-on tits and gained a hundred pounds. Then she dropped dead of an overdose. I really dodged a bullet there.

 

[The Arm]

If you ever dated someone like that, I’m having a hard time believing that was not either a) you’re only gf or b) the rest were also of this poor stock.

She was nerdy when I dated her, but still fuckable. We were teenagers, so I wasn't exactly looking for marriage material.

 

[EraGodless]

Dated a girl in college that was working a a pharmacy tech at Walgreens. She was going places. We broke up because I moved. Boyfriend after me was a druggie and convinced her to swipe some shit out of the pharmacy. Allegedly adderall xr and oxys. Got caught, fired, bf dumped her, ended up homeless.

A tale as old as time.

 

[guest]

I’m not on any social media so I don’t really know anything about anyone but recently my sister showed me my first GF’s Facebook page and turns out she’s married to some Indian guy and has 3 kids with him. I thought it was pretty funny because her dad was a huge racist. I should call him up and see how he’s doing, he was a funny guy.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Lived with a girl, she moved out to take a new job a few states away. Got fired after 6 months and moved in with her parents. She became a coal burner and got knocked up. She's lived with her parents for the last 12 years. She has to be in her 40s now.