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What is your most pathetic ex that you know of?
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My high school girlfriend was dating some NHL player last I heard. This was like ten years ago.
Dumb cunt, if she stayed with me she could have had a top 30 onaforums poster instead.
Dumb cunt, if she stayed with me she could have had a top 30 onaforums poster instead.
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One died after maybe lying about aborting our kid. I dunno if she really had one or not. That's pretty pathetic
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She had 3 kids with two unemployed spics- never married and not with any of the guys. Lives in an apartment with her 3 kids.
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Not an ex exactly but this girl who wanked me off once when we were 16 ended up a homeless crackhead.
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i dated a guy who had a crooked spine, like one shoulder was higher than the other and he had the weird sunken in chest. just a mess. and he had the nerve to dump me because of my mental illness.
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Pat?
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Wasted 5 years on a chick who has bi polar 2 yet refused to medicate and go to therapy. Nice meaty pussy tho
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they all hate me, which I personally find pathetic
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Her body was a 10. The rest, including sex was a waste of time. She never thought of doing a day's work. Cost me money. And was just a total bum (She had a gorgeous bum). Just a lazy cunt
She has two kids now, by two different fathers. Both have skipped town. A stupid back tattoo that she can't colour because she's a dead beat.
I spoke with her during second lock down.
She was asking for favours. Ain't happening.
"Farewell and adieu..."
She has two kids now, by two different fathers. Both have skipped town. A stupid back tattoo that she can't colour because she's a dead beat.
I spoke with her during second lock down.
She was asking for favours. Ain't happening.
"Farewell and adieu..."
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I can't tell if you're writing comedy or just acting attainable for your simps
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Getting dumped by a guy with a computer for a voice would be enough to send anyone to the loony bin. My condolences
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My one high school ex who I always treated like absolute garbage has like a million fucking kids now with all different dads. She's steadily been obsessed with me for like 15 years. She texts me all drunk sometimes saying that she's going to kill my girlfriend. She's also the one whose mother desperately wants to fuck me if anyone remembers that story.
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I gotta know, did you fuck or blow him, and how did he sound retarded while it was happening?
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My ex wife is an incredibly promiscuous whore. Her body count has to be in the multiple hundreds.
I think I’m slightly more embarrassed by my first girlfriend though, because she’s hideously ugly.
I think I’m slightly more embarrassed by my first girlfriend though, because she’s hideously ugly.
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fucked once. would have been twice, but he couldn't get it up the first time and kept running to the bathroom to beat the shit out of it only for it to deflate. second time neither of us finished, in the middle of it he just said he'd had enough and wanted to go to sleep. had as much of a soyboy voice as is possible for a dark skinned brother to have.
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Don't really keep in touch with my exes but I got one. When we were together, she kind of had like a domestication fantasy. I'd come over to fuck her and watch TV, she'd have a nice homemade lasagna waiting in the oven, things like that. Maybe a bit passive aggressive with the "see what a good wife I would be" but can't fault a gal for trying.
Anyway, she eventually got married to a dude whose obsession with professional wrestling is like 10x worse than Sam Roberts. I've never met him, but I got friends who still keep in touch and got invited to the wedding. The theme of the wedding (like it's a fucking high school dance) was of course, professional wrestling - from the invitations to the decor and my personal favorite: a wedding DJ who only played wrestling entrance music at the reception. You wanna hear Dancing Queen by ABBA, sorry you'll have to settle for I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COUNSEL ME THEY UNDERSTAND.
I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes: of course he has a professional wrestling nickname and prefers to be called it instead of his real name. Imagine one of your dorky co-workers deciding everyone needs to start calling him The Soultaker and getting annoyed when you say "I'm not calling you The Soultaker, Jeremy."
Anyway, she eventually got married to a dude whose obsession with professional wrestling is like 10x worse than Sam Roberts. I've never met him, but I got friends who still keep in touch and got invited to the wedding. The theme of the wedding (like it's a fucking high school dance) was of course, professional wrestling - from the invitations to the decor and my personal favorite: a wedding DJ who only played wrestling entrance music at the reception. You wanna hear Dancing Queen by ABBA, sorry you'll have to settle for I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COUNSEL ME THEY UNDERSTAND.
I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes: of course he has a professional wrestling nickname and prefers to be called it instead of his real name. Imagine one of your dorky co-workers deciding everyone needs to start calling him The Soultaker and getting annoyed when you say "I'm not calling you The Soultaker, Jeremy."