What is the running rate for black-hat hackers?

[NoBacon]

The whole notion that you can just hire a hacker and they have magical knowledge to access a website's database regardless of how it's setup and who's maintaining it is really ignorant.

It's such a "hacker movie" premise that I'm completely unsurprised Pat thinks it's real.

I heard he’s got Dennis Nedry on the case

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

The whole notion that you can just hire a hacker and they have magical knowledge to access a website's database regardless of how it's setup and who's maintaining it is really ignorant.

It's such a "hacker movie" premise that I'm completely unsurprised Pat thinks it's real.

You guess at the login info a couple of times using psychology to determine what password the person chose, then on the final attempt you get it right and a CGI door opens up to a magical world where 3D equations fly around.

Im sorry you're not l33t.

 

[FurBurger]

I thought I knew how to do the computer but what exactly is he referring to with the term "base code", child?

I think he means "code base" ("the complete body of source code for a given software program or application"), but he's Fatricked it up.

Also, Fatrick, if you're listening - the code for this site is about ten megabytes of glorified text files, and is backed up at the vendor's site. Even if you completely overwrote the files on this server, it's one command and five minute's wait to copy them back over; and if you overwrote them again Quasi gets to pick up a cash bug bounty from the vendor for showing them whatever exploit your guy did.

TL,DR: You are fat, dumb, and your hacking knowledge is up there with your knowledge of history, science, psychology, law, crime (who the fuck discusses crimes they're potentially going to commit with random "journalists"?)....

 

[guest]

who the fuck discusses crimes they're potentially going to commit with random "journalists"?

He's like one of those completely inept criminals you occasionally hear about. Walks into a gun store and threatens to kill the clerk with a butter knife unless they give hand him a loaded gun.

 

[analeggsalad]

It would be very funny seeing him pay thousands of dollars to “black hat hackers” he found with a Twitter hashtag and then being mad when they just delete him after getting paid.

the 'ol Norton treatment (what his chaturbate trannies to do Jim immediately after he gives them money/plane tickets)

 

[analeggsalad]

Also, I work a sysadmin job - pretty much every man I work with is on /pol/ and openly posting anti vaxxer biden is a senile pedo hot takes and memes on their Facebook. They’d love this shit.

they use facebook? are they in thier late 50s?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

they use facebook? are they in thier late 50s?

Late twenties whaay?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Don’t know, but I do know Pat can’t afford it.