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I basically am a Mexican laborer and I'm generally drinking when I work. Especially if I'm working on a roof. A lot of times the home owner will get me drunk. They expect it.I don’t know if it’s a stereotype but 90% of the time I run to the beer distributor during the day there are hispanic laborers in their work clothes buying beer. Is it just universally accepted that a lot of them are drunk when they are operating lawn mowers or going on peoples roofs
Has Jews are jews been said yet?
Anywhere from 8 - 80. I don't know how you're supposed to tell with Asians.Age?
I was home when we got a new roof and all the bbboys were just walking around with coronas in my backyard. Because of how many I’ve seen at the beer stores I thought absolutely nothing of it. Just wish they offered me one, sniffI basically am a Mexican laborer and I'm generally drinking when I work. Especially if I'm working on a roof. A lot of times the home owner will get me drunk. They expect it.
Usually the homeowners just come out and start drinking, but if not, I'll always offer them a beer and you get old straight laced rich guys with this air of like "Would ya look at me. Out here drinking beer with the common man. Not a care in the world. This is nice. This is a nice life." And then their wives browbeat them right in front of us. "WHY AREN'T YOU INSIDE BEING A STUFFY OLD FAG, LAWRENCE? IS THAT BEER???"Yeah I was home when we got a new roof and all the bbboys were just walking around with coronas in my backyard. Because of how many I’ve seen at the beer stores I thought absolutely nothing of it. Just wish they offered me one, sniff
Did ya fuck her?I've only ever had one car accident and I got rear-ended by a chink who was then rear-ended by another chink. When I got out to see if everyone was okay the one who ran into me put her face in my chest and started bawling.
They buy singles out of the 6 pack and I've noticed lately they have pretty good tasteI don’t know if it’s a stereotype but 90% of the time I run to the beer distributor during the day there are hispanic laborers in their work clothes buying beer. Is it just universally accepted that a lot of them are drunk when they are operating lawn mowers or going on peoples roofs
My neighbor was getting his house redone with this really nice stucco about 10 Mexicans were working on it. They worked from sun up to sun down but stopped in their tracks at 12 sharp to eat.. I respect thatUsually the homeowners just come out and start drinking, but if not, I'll always offer them a beer and you get old straight laced rich guys with this air of like "Would ya look at me. Out here drinking beer with the common man. Not a care in the world. This is nice. This is a nice life." And then their wives browbeat them right in front of us. "WHY AREN'T YOU INSIDE BEING A STUFFY OLD FAG, LAWRENCE? IS THAT BEER???"
There's also the breed of old guy who used to do the shit they're paying us to do and they always want everyone to stop working at lunch and just sit and drink and bullshit with them for the rest of the day.
I know you mean, feather not dot but when I worked as a manger at this one restaurant, the owner told me this Bangladesh (same Indian phenotype) busboy was allowed to buy a case of Heineken from us after his shift for 20 bucks. This fucker would pound a case of beer a night he was tubby but not at all fat and he worked his ass off, which is unusual because Bangladesh are lazy fucksInjuns are boozers
Any time I do work for or help someone on a weekend I’m drinking. If you’re not paying me then you’re not getting me sober. I know a white guy’s brother who is a roofer and most of the crew drank every day all day at work.I basically am a Mexican laborer and I'm generally drinking when I work. Especially if I'm working on a roof. A lot of times the home owner will get me drunk. They expect it.
95% of them are black. That and Chrysler 300s for some reason.
You should write a google review that the laborers were rude by not offering you beers.I was home when we got a new roof and all the bbboys were just walking around with coronas in my backyard. Because of how many I’ve seen at the beer stores I thought absolutely nothing of it. Just wish they offered me one, sniff
They have exoskeleton like all bugs. You just chip some off and see. #IfuckinglovescienceAnywhere from 8 - 80. I don't know how you're supposed to tell with Asians.
Sick, Ray is drunk. Let’s get him to say a bunch of racist shit. Seriously though I said 95% because some white guys will drive Altimas but I’ve never seen a white person in a 300. I think it’s because they’re cheapish but look like Bentleys.I blame the whiskey, but you've taken me down a rabbit hole with this.
And (haha) holy shit, you're right. Fucking fascinating.
I hope to one day have a fulfilling life like yours, Abe. You got your luncbox, you got your good ol Ontario boy accent, you got your patposting. That's all a man needs.I basically am a Mexican laborer and I'm generally drinking when I work. Especially if I'm working on a roof. A lot of times the home owner will get me drunk. They expect it.
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